Octospiders

cipheramnesia:

spiteswallow:

sonic-gems-collection:

struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money

The opposite of “there’s an XKCD strip for this” has got to be “what the fuck do you mean there’s an Achewood strip for this,” less common, more alarming.

sadhoc:

failing Marriage perfec t size for put new baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort pregnancy sleep soundly put baby in failing marriage. Put Baby In Failing marriage. no problems ever in failing marriage because yelling and storming out for baby listening of big baby language learning. Afailing Marriage yes a place for a baby put baby in failing marriage can trust failing marriage for giveing good love to baby. a baby will save this relationhsip

grilled-chez:

fitz kreiner doodle dump ‼️‼️

eldradmvstlive:

Tom Baker’s thoughts on a female Doctor from a 1983 convention panel ❤️

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

I’m obsessed with the Bath & Body Works subreddit because there’s only three types of posts and it’s:

1.) Women in their fifties having the epiphany that capitalism and/or marketing is evil, but like. They don’t realize that that’s how capitalism and marketing as a whole are designed to work; they think that this is a unique type of evil that Bath & Body Works has invented. They’ll be like, “It’s sick and twisted that they just keep releasing new products that are inferior quality versions of their old products with a different label and then making them seasonal items so that people feel pressured to buy them before they can really think about it because they’re worried they’ll miss out!!! This should be illegal!!!” You’re telling me, girl. You’re gonna be soooooo mad when you find out about. The whole world.

2.) Level 1-2 Hoarders in denial showing off their collections of hundreds of candles and body sprays and lotions and then frothing at the mouth in the comments section when people offer support resources for hoarding and shopping addictions.

3.) The world’s most iconic autistic women with a vintage Bath & Body Works special interest who don’t realize they’re autistic women with a vintage Bath & Body Works special interest trying to convince themselves that the lotion they thrifted from Goodwill that expired in 2002 isn’t rancid, it’s “macerated”.

Actually, making this rebloggable only to add that there’s a fourth type of post which is people posting pictures of horrifying fires that their candles caused and being like, “This is the sixth time my candle has almost cost me my home. What should I do? I am NOT going to get rid of it. It’s a discontinued scent,” and everybody being like, “Oh my god??? I LOVE that one, do NOT throw it away. Just get a candle warmer.”

I love to be on the information superhighway.

bakwaaas:

I think you carry the people you’ve loved with you forever, not in a ‘you can never get over them’ way but more like loving them changed you and it meant something and you have to make peace with that

389:

by 𝑬𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑬𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒆

crowshuh:

ALT

ALT

is your house in order?

magiefish:

magiefish:

I read “Fear of the Dark” recently and it was actually pretty good for a Doctor Who novel, I would recommend it if you enjoy angst, horror, and good characterisation with above average side characters (don’t listen to “The Dark Flame” afterwards though you will spend the whole time going “Trevor you hack this is just Fear of the Dark again!”).

However. There was a metaphor. Which threw me slightly.

Mr. Baxendale why. Are writing this like the primordial darkness from before time began and which lingers in the space between galaxies and drives planets to cycles of debauchery and ruin as it eats the light from the stars is about to kiss Five. Why. Would you do that.

Reading this bit felt like being hit with a succession of vine boom sound effects one after the other.