If you put a sea sponge into a blender and turn it into a slurry, it can reconstruct itself back into a sea sponge. This is similar to the kind of division and divided individual specimen reabsorption that allows Santa to be in multiple places at once.

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

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They are advertising Eugenics on the New York Subway

This is from a company called MyNucleus that sells specialized IVF to let parents know ahead of time what traits their baby will possess in order to pick and choose what traits their baby will have.

Advertised traits they show off in their website include Autism and IQ, as well as Eye and Hair color

They advertise this saying you could ensure your baby doesn't have a cancer gene,

But it's about making sure you don't have a disabled child

Oh, I just saw a different ad from this subway campaign, and it's way worse than I thought

THAT'S LITERAL NAZI SHIT

Like genuinely the New York MTA should never have allowed this blatantly ableist racist eugenics company to advertise on the subway, and I want to know how much the MTA was paid to harass disabled New Yorkers.

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They are advertising Eugenics on the New York Subway

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello

Harry du Bois would say this.

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

tiny ancient greek and roman craftspeople in my circulatory system are using accumulated microplastics to decorate the insides of my blood vessels with beautiful mosaics. Nobody can see them, but they’re still art.

my fiance keeps saying "does anyone mind if i wail for a moment?" then starts wailing like a lost spirit whenever he faces amy sort of stress

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

People in the notes

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

i wish i was  abigfoot scientist making bigfoot bucks being interviewed on netflix documentaries about disappearances in americas national parks (bigfoots done it)

Bigfoot is actually Cain from the bible, that’s why everyone wants to fuck him.

BELIEF INCORPORATED

Cat spit that out it’s Mormon

BELIEF UNINCORPORATED

Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

Hi!!! One of my parents got meningitis when I was a kid.

They were in the hospital for nearly a month, the rest of us were all placed in medical quarantine, there were several points we thought they were gonna die, and even though they survived, it was a SUPER close call and they lost about two years of memories from the ensuing brain damage.

Like… a two-uear-long cookie-cutter pocket of thoughts and memories went missing right out of their brain. It’s an inflammation of the brain that cooks it alive.

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A VACCINE.

I WILL BE GETTING IT.