queerofthedagger:

sometimes you just gotta go “man i actually don’t give a shit” and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

eatpussypraylove:

Huge fan of human connection, and love, and loss, and laying in the dark at night with the fan on thinking about things other people taught me and crying grateful happy tears

stringcage:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

ineffable-writer:

sgtpepperony94:

greatmountainfloofsquatch:

wuzetianadmirer:

draculasstrawhat:

shes-imperfect-but-she-tries:

20xbetterthanu:

impatentpending:

khadij-al-kubra:

amuseoffyre:

captainlordauditor:

ailorian:

steakplissken:

adrianainthesnow:

syrupie:

nitrosplicer:

mmmm-books:

Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them…

if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.

Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect

Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.

Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.

🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶

This……….isn’t even true in 20th century fantasy or childrens books? Pierce, Lackey, Applegate, McCaffrey, Bradley, Butler, whomst?

Casual reminder that

• a woman was the first known author/poet in 2300BC - Enheduanna
• the first novel in recorded history was written by a woman in 1010AD - Murasaki Shikibu
• the earliest example of science fiction was written by a woman in 1666 - Margaret Cavendish
  
• horror science fiction was popularised by a teenage girl in 1818 - Mary Shelley
• a Scotswoman expanded childrens’ stories from moralising tales into anarchic adventures in the mid 1800s, well before it became popular in the early 20th century - Catherine Sinclair
  
• the masked/costumed hero archetype that inspired Batman and Zorro was created by a woman in 1905 - Baroness Emma Orczy
• And while she is problematic as all get out, we all know who is to blame for popularising Boarding School fiction (which is a huge inspiration of She Who Must Not Be Named) from the 1930s onwards - Enid Blyton
  

And do I even need to mention what a badass pioneer Ursula Le Guin was for women author in the fantasy/sci-fi genre?

Not to mention Agatha Christie is literally second only to Shakespeare in terms of works sold – 4 billion compared to JKR’s paltry 500 million 

Mary Shelly did what

Mary.Shelly.Lost.Her.Virginity.On.Her.Parent’s.Grave.

Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave. Her father was still very much alive.

She did what now?

We have female authors who published before Rowling here on Tumblr. @dduane, for example! I read her Star Trek novels from the 80s and 90s as a kid/teen.

Octavia E. Butler wrote probably the most accurate dystopian novel in the form of Parable of the Sower.

Mary Shelley also kept her husband’s calcified heart in her desk in addition to losing her virginity to aforementioned husband on the grave of her mother, a prominent voice in first-wave feminism.

Ursula K LeGuin was the daughter of a prominent anthropologist—who then both loved and scrutinized the field in her own work in some incredible ways. She was an incredible activist and brilliant mind.

JK Rowling had untreated mold-brain and lives in terror of experiencing a public restroom alongside women she thinks are out to get her.

ohcaptains:

winonaparadise:

they’re calling it the healthiest way anyone’s ever engaged with art

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

He’s saying what we’ve all been thinking

For reference, OP’s “Hear Me Out” is on the left and the commentor’s is on the right

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she’s going to be ok she’s just high as fuck

ckret2:

shaydh:

“why did you write that”

1. my fetish
2. my friend’s fetish
3. not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you’re welcome.

4. the character’s fetish and i’m committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy

guooey:

guooey:

themessangerpigeons

Tears