Mr. Shade

@officialmrshade

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Is this thing on?....

How do you urn this thing on?!

Stupid thing....

Oh? It is on? Good....

Hello there, Expendables

Welcome to Urbanshade

My name is Mr. Shade and I'm your boss...

I'm officially on this app...called...tumblr! Since I heard it was so popular and might boost the company to new levels!

Before you get comfortable, here at Urbanshade, we have some rules. These rules are simple to follow that a certain dumb fish could follow!

Here are the rules (green means it's allowed and orange means it isn't allowed):

1. Oc, canon characters, anons, characters from different fandoms/blogs, etc can interact with Mr. Shade

2. Roleplay and Asks are on the table!

3. Ships are allowed! (If you want)

4. The only ships that aren't allowed is darkships/proships (ships with pedophile, stepcest, bestiality, incest, anything really harmful)

5. Harassment/threats/sending real gore to the mod isn't allowed

6. You are allowed to bully Mr. Shade

7. Showing your ocs/Art to the mod is allowed!

8. Nsfw/suggestive is not allowed (the mod has nothing against NSFW or suggestive and is an adult but there are people who might be minors interacting with this account and I don't want minors to be exposed to adult content)

Roleplay guide:
Mr. Shade actions will look like this: {Mr Shade takes a cup of tea}
Mr. Shade's speech will look like this: "Oh, hello there..."

That's all....

Enjoy your time at Urbanshade!

Urbanshade isn't responsible for your safety or actions while you are at the hadal blacksite!

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Everyone, this is a very important announcement
Z-13 also known as Sebastian Solace is old.
He is 32 years old, so he is old.
He can't retire yet, though even though he is at the retirement age.
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"And you're.... what. 116?"

"Buddy one wrong breath and your entire body with just, shut down~!"

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"No it won't, my family blessed me with good genes."
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zense966 asked:

Can you send pandemonium to me? I want to have him as my pet.

May you also tell me what I need for him?

it gonna be my best pet!

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officialmrshade answered:
{Mr shade thinks for a moment}
"Sure, you can have it! I don't want it near my company again!"
{Mr shade gives you a list on how to look after it}
"There are the basics for looking after it on here, like warmth, water, a place to live, and its health. But its diet is mostly human flesh and blood."
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*screeches in 'You are not seriously selling me off.*

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"Yes I am, get out of my sight..."
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Anonymous asked:

Oh yeah, forgot you don't know the goatman, uhh he's flying towards you at mach 10 speed, just shine your light at him and he should go away, there's also a few other things in this dimension of hell I pretty sure, there's that worm that you have to go to hug the wall in order to not die, that starfish thing that you have to run to a light spot in order to not die, on yeah and mimic thingy behind you, it does not bite

"Well...Sugar and crackers..."

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Anonymous asked:

(just imagine that one audio-)

to painter; I like you have a cupcake :3

to Sebastian; I like you have a cupcake :3

to Mr shade; I hope you fall of your fucking wheelchair and snap your neck and never recover and for the short amount of time you have until you die you are in sheer agony and when you pass on your soul is so impure it never gets to reunite with your wife and daughter again

(THIS IS A JOKE YOURE VERY KOOL MOD)

{Mr shade looks unimpressed}
"......."

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