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  • heartshapedbedmp3:

    patheticguy43:

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    ^ what this deathclaw just experienced

    (via ottermatopoeia)

    • 9 minutes ago
    • 10755 notes
    • #i'm fucking howling
    • #“hee hee guess who” ass guy
  • voyagers-stone:

    btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv “haha sorry ive never done this without help before… can you show me how to do this?” the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

    (via hungry-skeleton)

    • 16 minutes ago
    • 56139 notes
    • #i LOVE to tell people it's my first time somewhere or that i've never done something before
    • #100% of the time people have treated me with more patience if not way nicer
    • #and i'm in my fucking 40s it rocks just do it
  • the-blazin-asian:

    oneafternineonine:

    mkinnon:

    my aesthetic is gillian anderson completely forgetting all her lines in the first season of the x files

    i would totally watch entire episodes of this

    someONE someTHING where we dug up ˢᵒᵐᵉ…thingsome

    BODY

    SOMETHING

    *inhale* THAT I CAN’T EXPLAIN ᴵᴹ ᴳᴼᴺᴺᴬ ˢᵀᴬᴿᵀ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵀᴼᴾ

    Agent Miles (ahuhuhuh)

    Agent

    MULDER

    I AM STANDING HERE IN

    1. The rain

    AND

    2. The mud

    LOOKING AT TWO COFFINS THAT WE—AGENT MULDER I AM STANDING OUT HERE IN

    The rain

    AND

    The mud

    AND

    The rain

    ᵃⁿᵈ…ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵒⁿᵉᵈ ᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵃ… ⁿᵉᵇᵇᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ (nemmin’s body) ⁿᵉᵐᵐᶦⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ

    AND THE FORCE SUMMONED TERESA NEMMIN’S BODY………………INTO THE WOODS TONIGHT

    ⁽ⁿᵒ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ, ᵍᵒ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ⁾

    AND TERESA NEMMIN’S AND THE PUH-

    AND THE FORCE…..IT

    Summoned

    TERESA NEMMINS,,,,

    INTO,,,,,

    the woods tonight

    *crowd goes utterly apeshit off camera*

    (via genderfluid-dynamics)

    • 1 hour ago
    • 95765 notes
    • #WONDERFUL TRANSCRIPT THANK YOU
    • #LMAOOOO
  • tuulikki:

    brightwanderer:

    petermorwood:

    lloerwyn:

    kontrollsysteme:

    ladillados:

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    we’ve gone from the yee haw agenda to the ye olde thot programme

    Ah yes, those slutty slutty Landsknecht shorts:

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    The bare-legged / hot-pants look was fairly common, since the whole point about being a Landsknecht (or Reislaufer, their Swiss equivalent) was to look outrageous.

    Most period illustrations of Landsknechts are black-and-white woodcuts…

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    …though in 1905 a book called „Geschichte des Kostüms“ - History of Costume - assembled a bunch of black-and-whites and added colour.

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    If they look excessively gaudy, they’re not, because these next prints were coloured in-period by an artist called Erhard Schön, and it’s fair to assume he was representing what he saw.

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    In short - or in shorts - those reenactor costumes are spot on. :->

    Something mentioned nowhere in this post that I have just learned from googling: these guys were not Ye Olde Medieval Dandies. They were 15th-16th century mercenaries. Pretty hardcore, too. They were exempt from sumptuary laws (ie the rules that said you couldn’t wear certain colours or cloth or styles) and apparently their response to that was technicolour thotpants.

    I was complaining earlier about costuming in both “historical” settings and in fantasy/scifi. This is exactly what I mean when I say a knowledge of actual history would enrich the conceptual creative palette for things like “hardcore mercenary outfits.”

    (via obsidiandragon)

    • 1 day ago
    • 136585 notes
    • #NOW WE'RE TALKIN
  • salmon4dinner:

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    “one day, when this adventure becomes a part of your epic, do you think I will be mentioned in it?”

    (via sunnythanalan)

    • 1 day ago
    • 2880 notes
    • #did this quest again last night for the 2nd time ever and sobbed a lot thank you g'raha
    • #i can't believe how much i love this guy
    • #i will take him out on a date to ishgard or perhaps to the end of the known universe. maybe we'll kiss
    • #the double whammy of him and zenos simping so fucking hard for the wol within like an hour of each other is decadent beyond belief
    • #GOD endwalker is my favorite
    • #dating simulator xiv
  • islandmusic:

    whatever. go my scarab

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    (via mrpinchy)

    • 1 day ago
    • 98237 notes
    • #what do you mean we've only had whatever. go my scarab for a year and a half
  • hylasregilla:

    A gif of Star Trek TNG episode The Naked Now, split into four quadrants to resemble a gifset.  On the bridge of the enterprise, Data falls sideways out of frame. In the foreground Worf hears him fall and turns to look. Each quadrant is rotated so that it looks like Data is falling from one gif to the next in an endless counterclockwise loop.ALT

    (via mrpinchy)

    • 1 day ago
    • 32091 notes
    • #oooh look at the time
    • #tng
  • dreemmachine:

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    i made a follow up! if this blows up, pls remember it is illegal to be mean to me. and i am a small artist you can give money to btw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    the physical media depicted: lucky leaves by krill, worry by jeff rosenstock, self titled by babytooth. i love to tiny doodle album covers :)

    (via mrpinchy)

    • 2 days ago
    • 803 notes
    • #a cool thing
    • #importante
  • mtg-cards-hourly:
“Parhelion Patrol“Too many have disappeared in these dark days. I am the light that will lead them home.”
Artist: Even Amundsen
TCG Player Link
Scryfall Link
EDHREC Link”

    mtg-cards-hourly:

    Parhelion Patrol

    “Too many have disappeared in these dark days. I am the light that will lead them home.”

    Artist: Even Amundsen

    TCG Player Link
    Scryfall Link
    EDHREC Link
    • 2 days ago
    • 16 notes
    • #this is a good bird
  • peculiarmarsu:

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    Some brush pen practice + a mem that started manifesting in my mind while drawing the above

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    • 2 days ago
    • 166 notes
    • #TOO REAL
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