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Fellatio Philospher

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Favorite Gundam trope is when a character acknowledges their psychic powers but also denies being a Newtype. Either out of rejection of the philosophy Newtypes stem from and/or because they do not believe they are "good enough" to be considered a Newtype.

Anonymous asked:
Are you single 🥺

No. My delicious ass is taken by a man twice as big as you with the girth of a Taco Bell chalupa. Fuck off and die.

In The Garden of Earthly Delights, the triptych by Hieronymus Bosch, there is some music written on the butt of one of the tormented. The music was transcribed by Amelia Hamrick. It then was arranged and performed by James Spalink. It was arranged as would have been the style in the 15th Century when the painting was completed. It sounds like this:

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Face headcanon ref is finally done—Fucked up guy in volcano putting in a new meaning to dehydrated fruit. Now put ya pants…loincloth back on

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When the person you dislike speaks

“Fuck #Ice shoutout to my Mexicans , pass this shit”

UPDATE! HOW TO GET / PRINT THEM!!!

Hey! This is the link to the cards, a good resource for anyone who needs them or wants to provide them to their community. https://www.ilrc.org/red-cards

I just checked today - August 18th, 2024 - and they are still available! https://www.ilrc.org/red-cards

Watch out! Although this animal might look like a honey bee (Apis mellifera), it’s actually a guinea pig (Cavia porcellus)! It has donned this dastardly disguise in order to access your garden and EAT your flowers instead of pollinating them! Don’t fall for its trickery.

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I’m re-reading KSBD right now and I’m appreciating how there’s sometimes a whole ass mythological text written under some pages. Like, yeah I’ll get back to reading about Allison trying to save her boyfriend from Super Hell but first I have to read 40 paragraphs about this chick named Aesma who achieved enlightenment through her sheer lack of chill.

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