Queue frequency has moved from 8 to 10. Here I come babyyyyyyy

Pinning this back on top of my blog for reasons 😬

Why did the irony of hoarding in Skyrim just occur to me?

Like. All the jokes about using Lydia as your pack mule- a house FULL of cheese wheels- that one girl who stole so many books her game kinda turned into Fahrenheit 451

And the PC is the dragonborn. DRAGONborn

You’re a dragon.

Dragons have hoards

Almost every Skyrim player has hoarded something at least once.

Something about the game just encourages hoarding.

WE ARE LITERALLY A HOARD-HUNGRY DRAGON

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

I have become everything I never thought I would this year. My parents would flee in terror if they knew.

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

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Georgia O’Keeffe

Ed Asner

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Philip Alexius de László - Portrait de Armand Duc de Gramont - 1904

Agatha Harkness:

also agatha harkness:

so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.

The people yearn for Star Trek nutrient cubes

A guy I chatted with suggested this recipe for a nutritionally- and calorically-adequate gruel, if you're interested:

a cream of wheat base, with beans, tofu, and green peas blended in, along with vegetable powder for vitamins and protein powder if [a person] needs extra protein

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Did You Know: A Severed Nord Leg is worth six gold? You can find one being held by the Udyrfrykte.