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twilightarcade:

Twitter post by @SkinnyTuna: We all got that one friend who is dead and is never coming backALT
Tumblr poll by @phantasyhalation: QUESTION FOR ALL GIRLS: grieve normally or 500 YEAR TIME LOOP. The latter won with 92% of the vote.ALT
Quiz screenshot: Which word is most similar to defeat? Loss or Loop?ALT
Tumblr post by @google-searchhistory-official: "We need you to break the time loop. Stop trying to save me. I love you." [This message has been played an obscenely large number of times. Would you like to hear it again?]ALT
A list titled 10 simple ways to drive him crazy (without even getting naked). The first item is "die in front of him over and over again in every reality no matter how hard he tries to save you."ALT
Tumblr post by @pendulum-north: cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)ALT
Twitter post by @CrowsQuartz: *walks up to a gay couple*: So which one of you dies in every timeline, and which one goes back over and over and over and over and over again trying to save them??ALT

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polesthebear asked:

i love tylenol i hope they had a great weed wesh

beemovieerotica:

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here’s some pics of her in her special little observation balcony 💖

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sayurinn:

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Looks at you with my itafushi eyes

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nobodysdaydreams:

One thing I haven’t seen talked about a lot is one of the most symbolic twists of the new knives out movie being that Monsignor Wicks was the “harlot whore” everyone had been fearing all along.

This is according to Wick’s own standards for why his mother was a “harlot whore”: he A) had a child out of wedlock who grows up with at least one absent parent and B) had a love of power and material possessions that lead him to scheming to get his grandfather’s jewel back so he could be rich. He also removes all symbols of Christ from the church because he claims it’s more important to remember the “harlot whore” he had for a mother, and Father Jud even tells Blanc in frustration that none of Wicks’ homilies are about Christ at all, but about Wicks himself.

And the key telling point is that it was never the removal or death of Wicks’ mother that brought Christ back to the church: it was Wicks’ own removal. He was the “harlot whore” that was keeping everyone from Christ. Not just in the literal sense, but spiritual as well. Though the literal is beautiful too: Father Jud brought back the symbols of Christ and renamed the church “Our Lady of Perpetual Grace” (meaning mercy and love), and literally named it after her. There is only one member of the Wicks family whose name is on the church it’s not Prentice, or Monsignor Wicks, or Cy. Because the church was never about what any of them wanted. It’s about the grace that Christ offers.

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moonlovinliv:

my first arrested development edit because there is some toxic yuri that we all need to be discussing more

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misericordiia:

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

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angel-demiel:

millenniumitem:

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new favorite reddit user

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iphigeniacomplex:

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

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ukrainianslavwashingtonian:

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rslashrats:

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

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