My name is V and I don’t know what’s happening. they/them | aroacespec | queer as in ‘what are you a cop?’
sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won’t be a christmas this year
good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting
This is the funniest headline because they used his name like we all know him😭
representing well
Solid adventure 👌🏽
This is so representative of both Americans and Brits.
Evan:
- loves burger
- wasn’t super paying attention to where he was going
- immediately made friends with strange new boat occupants
- had zero previous opinions on football (soccer)
The southend fans:
- Brits would adopt an actual space alien if they stood a chance of converting them to their football team, so an American isn’t too bad
most of the best yaoi is written by sadistic lesbians
or straight men who don’t know they’re writing yaoi
Fascinating. Who writes the best yuri?
also sadistic lesbians
“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit
you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt
“i feel besquintled”, said no one ever. because that’s not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
y'all remember when we glomped?
