I changed my blog name because I had a dream where the whole cast of ORV was beavers and the whole plot of the novel had somehow been translated into building dams and chewing wood and the pun I thought of when I woke up was too good not to share
google’s useless. tumblr tell me something fun about cuttlefish idegafanymore
Loving the notes:
as with octopodes, cuttlefish have donut shaped brains. the esophagus passes through the center, which is why they straight up die if they try to swallow anything too big! stretched out the brain :(
cuttlefish are filled with love, as demonstrated by their 3 hearts
but they are also filled with venom. good for them!
oh and also blue-green blood. yes they have teal blood, i love that for them
smaller male cuttlefish will disguise themselves as female in order to mate with females who are guarded by large males. sometimes they even use fake egg sacs as props. let’s hear it for transfem lesbian cuttlefish!
btw their eggs look like boba, which is why mermaids add them to beverages
their pupils look like this:
they have an internal shell called the “cuttlebone.” (it is not an actual bone, as cuttlefish don’t have bones.) they use it to control buoyancy, and it’s freaky:
multiple people replied with “cuttlefish are fish.” they’re not. they! are! mollusks!
and of course by far the most important cuttlefish fact, they change color for hunting, camouflage, and disguise purposes.
say thank you to our beautiful rainbow murder mollusks!!!
CUTTLEFISH MENTION !!! YAY YIPPEE
I will also add:
- They have 8 shorter arms (the ones you see) and two long tentacles that are normally kept hidden except for when they burst out to grab their prey like this:
- after they catch their prey successfully they will occasionally do a little flash of a different colour. It’s currently uncertain why they do this, but one theory is that it’s an involuntary response to being happy at having food!
- many sources, including the BBC, have claimed that they rapidly flash different colours before catching prey to “hypnotise” them. The current scientific consensus is that that’s probably not really true. Instead, it’s likely that they do it to break up their silhouette and so the prey isn’t really sure what they’re seeing - think like zebra stripes but strobing!
- they can change texture as well as colour. Since their skin is almost entirely muscle, they can make elaborate shapes and patterns out of their skin by retracting some muscles. That’s why they sometimes look very spiky and sometimes very smooth
- Some of the smallest species of cuttlefish, particularly the flamboyant cuttlefish, Ascarosepion pfefferi, are so small that their cuttlebone doesn’t even work as a flotation device, so they have to waddle around on the seafloor instead and it’s so so cute
Please tell me if I got anything wrong btw I’m not an expert just extremely autistic ^.^
more heads of state should vanish mysteriously into the ocean i miss that
I know he wasn’t technically the Head of State but is this about Harold Holt, the Australian Prime Minister who disappeared after going for a swim in the Ocean and then had a Swimming Pool named after him?
Are there other Heads of State who vanished under mysterious circumstances in the ocean?
wait the prime minister isnt the australian head of state, then who’s the australian head of state
fuck my stupid baka… wait. my baka life is….joyous? filled with…wonder and picturesque qualities and pretentious monolouges? perhaps my fucking baka life is worth the living.
this is my favorite video because its the kind of shit you play in the middle of a skype call while everyone is just sort of chillin and you ruin the peace and tranquility of the call like a dragon to a village
I think maybe the most ironic part of the white supremacist “Muslims are taking over Europe, save European culture and its people!” rhetoric is that they’ve been saying it for the past 1,300 years. No exaggeration. This is something they’ve been fearmongering about since the 8th century.