Lately I've tried to make my life more whimsical and fun so I've started to think of myself as a video game character (especially one in Skyrim, which is kinda fitting because i live in Finland) and usually it's like, me thinking of something scary as a boss fight, or going to an appointment as if doing a quest, but right now I realized it's getting pretty literal because i just straight up ate an entire block of blue cheese. Oh yeah sorry i just needed to restore some health points don't mind me. I got the eidar cheese block which is a perfectly acceptable meal. Like, I eat it within one minute too. I think I may actually be the dragonborn

Going directly from what the average person I know in real life thinks constitutes kinky sex to what the average person I follow on Tumblr thinks constitutes kinky sex like

ALT

My brother constructed this image while watching me play silksong and would continuously show me updates while I was losing my mind fighting bosses

let’s headbutt with mama!

you’d think after a while some people would be like “wow i sure do diagnose a lot of my dogs behaviors as ‘Trying To Overthrow My Super Cool And Powerful Alpha Dog Leadership Awwwoooo 🐺🐺’, maybe there’s actually more to it than that.” but they never do. they just keep genuinely believing that having an Australian Shepherd is like being in Game of Thrones

The reason they make you do group project at school is as a preventative measure against falling into conspiracy theories as an adult. The vast majority of the population can and will come out of the experience with a much better understanding of just how goddamn impossible it is to make multiple people do what they were supposed to do, everything they were supposed to do, and nothing but what they were supposed to do. You can't make five people do that, and yet billions of people are keeping this supposed machine rolling?

sitting cutely