A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

not that i care

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

I'm having a debate with my sister about this. Realistically, who would you guys feel more comfortable around with?

< Hitchcock >

Or

< Pimento >

[In the butterfly mansion. It's unusually quiet, but the hallways glow. Y/N opens the door to the infirmary with small boxes of herbs in his hands, trying his best not to trip over and drop them]

M!Reader : Shinobu? I brought the ingredients you asked for–Woah!

[Y/N steps in and nearly drops the boxes, but manages to steady himself, sighing in relief]

M!Reader : Phew...

But then–

[Shinobu suddenly appears behind him. She grabs his shoulder and scares him, nearly making Y/N drop the boxes again]

Shinobu : Oh my, you’re jumpy tonight

[Shinobu says with a light chuckle, Her smiling face inches from his shoulder]

[Y/N stumbled forward, clutching the herb box tighter]

M!Reader : W–Well you just… came out of nowhere!

[Shinobu tilts her head, watching him with the same familiar smile, the one that makes him nervous]

Shinobu : My apologies, I didn’t mean to startle you

[Shinobu steps closer, brushing imaginary dust from his sleeve... Basically, a move to get closer to his face]

Shinobu : Though it is cute when you react like that ^v^

[Y/N face starting to blush and it's not helping that shinobu's face is way close to him]

M!Reader blushing : C-Cute? U-Uhh—I-

Shinobu : Mm?

[Shinobu leans in just enough to feel her breath against his ear]

Shinobu : You also look cute stuttering~

[Y/N basically shut down. his face going crimson—He turns away quickly, trying to hide it, but shinobu followed his movement like a cat tracking a toy–

[Shinobu backed away. She closes her eyes and let out another chuckle while having her fingers hovering over her lips]

Shinobu : So adorable ^v^

M!Reader blushing : OKAY—WHERE DO I PUT THESE BOXES OF HERBS!

[In Y/N's apartment room. At night. in the living room, the TV glows bright-buuut the movie doesn't let out any noise... because jasmine(Fem!Red hood)and Y/N have drifted off on the couch, tangled together under a blanket]

[Jasmine has an arm around Y/N waist, chin resting on top of his head]

[Y/N is curled into her chest, breathing slow and warm]

All peaceful.

All perfect.

...

Until—

click

[Y/N's elbow moves in his sleep, tapping the TV remote on the cushion beside them]

And of all buttons…

He hits volume up.

Which wouldn’t have been a problem—If the TV wasn’t currently showing a mafia standoff scene.

[The scene playing: a door gets KICKED open loudly by the mafia boss in the movie while holding his a gun. The sound immediately–

" THIS IS YOUR LAST NIGHT ALIVE!! "

[Y/N jolts awake so hard he launches himself off the couch, along with the blanket and lands on the floor with a loud thud and a panick]

M!Reader : Wha—HUH—?!

[But jasmine—doesn't wake up like a normal person. Her eyes snap open, instincts firing at full force]

In a motion—

[She rolls off the couch, grabs the gun from the coffee table, safety off, and points it directly at the front door in a swift]

[Y/N, buried in a blanket on the floor, raises a trembling hand]

M!Reader : …Babe… it’s the TV…

She blinked once.

Twice.

[The mafia movie continues screaming about betrayal]

[Jasmine slowly turns her head toward the TV]

Fem!Red hood : ...Did you turn the volume up...

M!Reader : I was asleep!!

[Y/N squeaks from the floor]

[Jasmine groans, lowering the gun with a muttered swear. She rubs her face with her free hand, still tired]

" God I almost shot your TV "

[Y/N peeks up from under the blanket]

M!Reader : Technically you almost shot the TV and the door–

[Jasmine glares at him over her shoulder]

Fem!Red hood : Don’t push it.

M!Reader : Yes, dear...

[Jasmine sighs, the tension finally draining from her body. She sets the gun back on the table, clicks the volume back down, and stares at her blanket wrapped Y/N]

[Without warning, she hooks an arm under Y/N, scoops him up like a sack of potatoes, and dumps him back onto the couch]

Fem!Red hood : I’m not letting you sleep on the floor...

[She pulls the blanket over them both again and curls around him, her face burying into Y/N's hair]

[Inside jirou's dorm room. Jirou is seen holding her guitar, sitting on a chair and is clear that she's been practicing... Buut–she appeared to be blushing cause she... Seemed to have her own personal audience]

M!Reader : ✨✨

[Y/N lies on her bed, kicking his feet up and down, staring at jirou]

Jirou blushing : ...Sighs...

M!Reader : Jirou? You good...?

Jirou blushing : it's–what if it sounds weird?

M!Reader : Oh come on if it sounds "weird" you know you'd get better!–

Jirou blushing : it's not about that! I just... Don't want it to sound weird in front of you...

M!Reader : Wha–WHAT? Jirou... Are you thinking that I'd judge you?! I would never!

Jirou : ....

[Jirou let out a sigh of relief, and feeling less embarassed]

Jirou : ...Thanks...

[Jirou smiles–

M!Reader : if you ever think that ever again I am so kissing you all over—

Jirou blushing : —WHAT?!

[The small restaurant is warm, the smell of freshly cooked noodles and grilled smoke in the air. Plates and bowls were stacked almost comically high in front of Mitsuri]

Mitsuri : Y/N, are you sure you don't wanna continue eating? The foods were kindly given for free! It's still so warm—

[Y/N chuckles softly and lets out a satisfied sigh. His hands rest over his stomach as he shows a grateful grin]

M!Reader : Chuckles, I'm already full! Man, that was a lot. And honestly? I'm really flattered you invited me to eat here with you, mochi!

[A flush spread across her cheeks as she tries to act casual–Which, let's be honest, fails]

Mitsuri : W-Well I didn't want you to have an empty stomach!–

[Her voice cracked adorably, and she looks away quickly]

M!Reader : Well I feel like you're seriously were the one who deserves this! You did save this place yesterday. The owner just wanted to reward you with some good cooking!

M!Reader : Also...

[Y/N places his elbow on the counter and props his head on his hand, watching her with a smile]

M!Reader : Watching you eat is honestly quite the enjoyment for me~

[Mitsuri freezes, eyes widening, mouth still puffed out with food]

[Then a rush of blush fills her cheeks all the way to the tips of her ears]

Mitsuri blushing : ...RIGHT!!

[Her hands grip her chopsticks tightly as she squirms in her seat, kicking her feet under the counter, overwhelmed by Y/N's words]

additional lil underrail comic

if you're cold, she's cold. get under her sweater.

[Inside of the dungeon – around the campfire. laois preparing a pot around the campfire while chilchuck is laying his back against his backpack and izutsumi laying down like a cat taking a nap]

[Chilchuck bumps his elbow on laois gaining his attention]

Chilchuck : ...Aren't we gonna do something about... That...

[Chilchuck points at marcille who's pacing back and forth in a circle in a pace]

Izutsumi : Do we need to?

Chilchuck : Sighs, You do realise they're gonna come back right?–

Marcille : I know that!! Don't you think I know that!

Chilchuck : ...No

Marcille : Well I do!

Laois : Marcille you do know from all these times that Y/N is a formidable fighter, right?

Marcille : Well... Ye-Yeah of course I do!!

Laois : Also that senshi is with Y/N, right? They're gonna get those ingredients in no time!

Marcille : Oh it's easy for you to say! your head is incapable of feeling disgust by these living creatures inside this place!

Izutsumi : ....

Chilchuck : ....Well, can't argue with that

[Izutsumi casually nods]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Senshi : So you don't have to throw the guts away, the guts are completely edible–You just need to pulverise them into meatballs shapes and fry...

[Y/N and senshi walking back towards the campfire, carrying with a good amount of ingredients in their arms]

M!Reader : ...Wow–tell me again why haven't open your own restaurant senshi?!

Senshi : I'm flattered—

Marcille : They're you guys are!!

[Y/N brightened up seeing Marcille]

M!Reader : Marcille!—...Huh?

[Senshi grabs all the ingredients out of Y/N's arms]

Senshi : I'll take it from here, you take time with your elf...

[Senshi walked away, walking past marcille who walked up to Y/N–immediately checking his entire body for scratches or attack slashes on his outfit]

Marcille : Are you hurt?! —The slimes, those slimes from that path were complete acids! Did you–

[Y/N immediately gently holds onto both of marcille's shoulders]

M!Reader : I'm. Fine.

[Y/N said with a smile. marcille quieted down and stares at him with still worried in her eyes]

Marcille : ...You sure?

M!Reader : Absolutely!

[Marcille just stares at the ground, still feeling worried–Y/N noticed, and just chuckles]

M!Reader : Weeell–i did get attacked a bunch of times by some bats earlier, would you mind giving me a bit of a healing spell?–

Marcille : Yes!–Why of course!

M!Reader : ^v^✨ (He said it to calm her down)

[Marcille instantly holds onto Y/N's arm and drags him to the campfire]

Marcille : Ahem-it's also good you two found ingredients, it was getting—

[Y/N clears his throat and chuckled nervously]

M!Reader : W-Well... We did find "Ingredients"...

Marcille : ...Huh–what does that—....

[Marcille sees senshi around the campfire and holding the pot... And the ingredients...]

Senshi : we found some of these bugs underneath some of the molding rocks, they are highly nutritious if we crack them open

Marcille : .....

[Marcille didn't even scream or complain; she just straight shuddered in disgust, arms hugging herself as she could faint any moment–But Y/N of course hug her from behind to prevent her from passing out]

Namari : ...Uh–Y/N? You okay? ....Hello?

[Namari bumped her elbow onto Y/N—Y/N is seen just standing stiff, eyes wide with a shocked expression as he is seen holding a cup of brewed tea but is not drinking it]

Namari : Earth to Y/N?–

Chilchuck : Don't bother, he's been standing there for several minutes now...

Namari : What exactly happened...?

Chilchuck : You know him and falin just became a thing, right?

Namari : Yeah, I was there for the confession... I was literally the one who used and threw some cut grass as confetti when it happened

Chilchuck : Yeah well–Y/N and falin last night had their arms around each other in a quiet way to share warmth that eased tension–

Namari : Just say cuddling...

Chilchuck : Yeah, and that seems to turn him into... That...

[Namari gets in front of Y/N and snaps her fingers In front of his face]

Namari : Okay Y/N, snap out of it—

[Y/N casually handed chilchuck the cup of brewed tea–Which chilchuck simply held as Y/N holds onto both of namari's shoulders and leaned a little closer]

M!Reader blushing : Her. Body. Face. And. Hair. Are. Soft. As. F*CK.

" . . . . . . . "

[Y/N's (parental figure) eyes widened, Y/N's (parental figure) and scout shaking hands, well... Now scout's the one doing it with a big dumb smile on her face]

[Y/N slowly... Shockingly... And openly turns his head towards scout with disbelief]

M!Reader : H-Haha, excuse us both for a minute—

[Y/N immediately pulled scout outside, surprising her–And closed the door instantly]

Fem!Scout : Oh man did you see that reaction?!–THAT was a reaction of "Welcome to the family" if I've ever seen one–man I am KILLING IT. trust me babe, this'll be easy peasy–

M!Reader : . . . . . .

M!Reader : I just introduced you two with each other and you just said THAT...

Fem!Scout : What? I just complimented you like a true gentlewoman! Trust me, I know what I'm doing~✨

M!Reader : . . . . . .

Literally SECONDS ago.

Fem!Scout : it is an absolute honour to meet you and may I just say I'm a huge fan of your early work–Talking about this piece of ass over here~

[Scout casually just winks]

I honestly look forward to Ace Attorney Tumblr doing the same shit every year more than I do actual Christmas