Reblogged
So you guys wanted... fluff? Ah, I see, capiche. Got it.
Anyway
I do fear, you’re a wee bit confused
Reblogged gomzdrawfr
under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word
like this
I can feel this comic
-Shitpost-
“I don’t like Kafka; I find her methods questionable and wrong.” Welt says
“Says the man who awakens every night with nightmare and needs me to comfort him.” Kafka smirks
“That’s not true!” Welt says
“Is too!” Kafka says
“I only go to you for comfort because you exploit my mommy issues.” Welt says
“Damn right I do! I’m your mommy now fucker.” Kafka says
“Is this some sex thing?” Stelle asks
“No welt just has really bad mommy issues and Kafka feels the need to adopt him despite him being older than her by a long shot.” Void says
(~This is a shitpost based on my expeditions in HSR because I always put Welt and Kafka together. And Welt has hella mommy issues (his mother wasn’t present in his life ever) and I just felt like it’s funny because everyone calls Kafka mommy. Literally in one of the streams it was Kafka, Blade, and Welt. And welt said “I guess this is why everyone calls Kafka mom-“ then got cut off by Blade. {Blade really went, we know you have mommy issues but shut it}~)
-Shitpost-
(I PERSONALLY DONT SHIP AGLAEA AND ANAXAGORAS BUT THIS IS FOR THE SAKE OF THE JOKE)
Anaxagoras brings home Aglaea to meet his parents.
“Mom. Dad. This is my girlfriend, Aglaea.” Anaxagoras says
Su dramatically lays himself against Kevin
“Oh lords above where did I go wrong. Kevin our son is straight! I-I can’t believe this.” Su says
“I can think of a number of ways you went wrong while raising him but I don’t think they affected his sexuality.” Kevin says
Aglaea leans into Anaxagoras
“Don’t think your parents like me very much.” She murmers
“My parents like you just fine, Mom just love fucking with people.” Anaxagoras says
-Su headcanon-
Su is considered “one of the girls”
So when the flamechaser girls have huge sleepovers Su is invited. And he shows up everytime. Especially if there gonna be achohol. Somebody has to make sure Eden doesn’t make out with every girl in her line of sight.
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Elysia: If we were animals what animals would we be?
Eden: Vill-V would be a feral animal. Like a Racoon. Aponia would be a refined animal like a swan.
Vill-V: Eden would be a majestic animal. Like a peacock. Or a Persian cat.
Elysia: Su would be a lioness.
Su:hmm? Why would I be a lioness?
Elysia: cause you protect us like we’re your babies.
Su: I do not.
Kevin opens the door because he needs to talk officially business with Su and Mobius
Su: Sitting up quickly and going from calm to upset Excuse me! Ladies night! You’re not welcome here. Get out!
Kevin: I need to have a discussion with-
Su: I don’t give a rat’s ass what you need. The world could be imploding right now and I wouldn’t care! It’s a ladies night!
Su pushes Kevin out of the room and then goes back to cuddling up between Elysia and Eden
Su: anyways, what were you saying about me being a lioness.
Eden: I think you just proved her point.
~End~
I don’t ship Eden and Su or Elysia and Su. And I don’t ship them in a poly relationship. I just imagine he would end up the middle person between the 2. He’s just there for the cuddles :P
