Please stop looking at this

girlrozanov:

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

nungers:

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

paprika:

sometimes, im that friend lol

brakehage:

i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight

grinderman2:

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

spankmehardbarry:

6ium:
not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve
what language is this

how to become a mother

babelady:

1) go outside
2) find pigeon
3) grab
4) congratulation