noel putting a pair of scissors in his pocket before telling his wife uh i’m going out for drinks i’ll be back no no you don’t need to get dressed love i’ll be back soon. and going to a strip club where he knows the stepper will have her face covered, getting up to the front, pulling the scissors out and angling them in a way that is admittedly aesthetic AND making sure no one can see his unmistakable fat fingers. then posting that on twitter with a pun that he was so proud of. to own his brother, of course,
little big brother
noel gallagher was sucking men’s dicks clean off in manchester in the 1980s
there should be a wrapped for everything you jerked off to this year
I don't understand how people were asking Liam to add I'm Outta Time to a future Oasis setlist.
Like, read the room guys, that's a full on song of mourning. It's a funeral dirge and desperate appeal, written by its singer who had a failing voice and a cracked relationship with his brotherguitaristotherhalf who was pulling away from him. It's not a song for joyful reunion times, y'know?
it's okay to draw for glory. don't let anyone convince you that art has to be a hobby. you don't have to rest or take breaks. if you feel yourself hitting a wall feel free to lose sleep over the process. you can forgo friendship if you need to. it's completely fine to want your art to win you immortality through your influence and canonization as a master. you don't have to take it easy
he was lifted up so easily fck. his legs ...did he- did he want to wrap em around? DAMN!!!
I love being ugly as fuck and into music
