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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

a good sailor will always return to the sea

"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

i think people w acid reflux should be able to store it up so they can unleash it all at once in a devastating corrosive spit attack

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

i have two sides: clown (intentional) and clown (unintentional)