*sandwich voice* the world is vast and beautiful and i have a sandwich
*wiggles fingers* balicazam!! Your sandwich is now yarn
idk what you did and normally i wouldn't complain but my sandwich has straight up vanished as if by dark magic
im not even joking my sandwich is gone and i am fucking pissed
motherFUCKER i bet i lost it on the railway tracks
ok im on a train right now. so what happened is I was rushing with my precariously-stacked luggage with my sandwich on the top. and unfortunately it was a vertical sandwich (baguette) and i didn't tie the plastic baggie shut. fucker slid right out of its wrapper
somewhere in this train station is a single perfect naked sandwich lying peaceably on the ground
MOTHERFUCKER I WAS RIGHT i lost it wheeling my luggage (jostling) across the tracks. i can see it from the fucking window. it's just sitting there, taunting me
the train leaves in 5 min, I'm already in my seat, and as stated the sandwich is lying buttnaked on the train tracks.
i still kinda wanna run and get it tho
fuck it im gonna
your dni list says don’t interact if “you’re a pro-ed blog” and sorry if i’m out of touch but since when was it problematic to have ed? i get all the other things on your dni but this one really confuses me. and while i’ve never heard of a blog being pro-ed, it’s a real condition people suffer with and maybe having a pro-ed blog and supporting people who can’t get a boner is a good thing? that’s just my thoughts. but if having ed is problematic somehow please lmk why.
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eating disorder
not erectile dysfunction
if you can’t get ROCK FUCKING HARD i dont want you to even LOOK at my blog!!!
i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species
it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that
May I offer to you,
Legit used to call a wireless (i.e. tailless) mouse a gerbil back in the day. Don’t know why we stopped
Also I want one of those.
Tried to explain to the catgirl princess that the collar and leash are an important and traditional part of princess regalia and she clawed the shit out of me again :/
I wish she would at least wear the collar... we put a little bell on it because she keeps going out and hunting birdgirl princesses
Ecosystem in shambles (bird kingdom declared war on us again)
Ecosystem in
shambles (bird kingdom declared
war on us again)
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
I never even considered how this might look to someone unfamiliar with the katamari game series
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"
- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.
