For folks in the notes very upset that she only has two babies left: These baby possums are of dispersion size - they’re big enough to leave mom and fend for themselves. These two are just the ones who haven’t moved out yet.
Oh wow I had no idea they were so tiny when they left home! Our possums in Australia don’t have as many babies so they’re generally 1/3 to ½ the size of the mum when they get kicked out.
I would definitely assume a baby opossum was abandoned if I hadn’t been told otherwise.
Every year wildlife rehabs are delivered many perfectly healthy baby possums for this exact reason and generally, it means they get a little boost of assured safety, food, and hydration before being released. Imagine, you’re newly 18 and starting your adult life - you’re just kind of walking around, maybe on your way to community college or something, and a Kindly Cosmic Horror picks you up, carries you to a fancy hotel where you are given several really excellent meals and maybe receive a series of vaccinations, then you are dropped into a resource-rich area approximately nearby where the first Kindly Cosmic Horror picked you up. This is how life is for young Virginia possums every spring.
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dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress
In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder
I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy’s service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it’s kind of frying me
RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE
[ID: a tag from @choppers-pink-hat that reads, “rall a rambulance” /end ID]
Like zoinks I don’t have insurance we’re taking the mystery machine to the hospital gang
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator’s narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
