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Of Salt and Sea, Marble and Stone {The Aberrant God} (270 words) by ANONYMOUSweirdoisme
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson, Juniper/Grover Underwood, Nico di Angelo/Will Solace, Calypso/Leo Valdez
Characters: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Tyson (Percy Jackson), Camp Half-Blood Campers (Percy Jackson), Most characters, Made Up God - Character, Calypso (Percy Jackson), Leo Valdez, Will Solace, Nico di Angelo, gods - Character
Additional Tags: First work - Freeform, idkhowtotag, Can i do space?, I can do space, percy jackson - Freeform, Annabeth Chase - Freeform, Camp Half-Blood (Percy Jackson), No Sex, Greek gods, Rick Riordan Demigod Universe | Riordanverse, Plot As We Go, non-canon compliant, We throw it out the the window like my mental health, english is not my first language, Worldbuilding, I Can’t Tag!, I’m Like a minor sooo, no smut you horny bastards, i am asexual, Also not that kind of writer, established relationships - Freeform, Gods Are so bitchy
Summary:

God’s are strange thing, demanding perfection. In their own imperfections.
Their mistakes cost lives but this time? This time? The cost is the fate of the entire universe, spanning over millions of realities.

A little mistake in Pandoras box, A demon far stronger than it should…A demon rivaling a God…
The Gods don’t pay, they aren’t punished.

Percy is, or more specifically Annabeth is. She pays and she pays well. Not with money or jewels…No she pays with her Soul her dreams…..her life

Source: archiveofourown.org
Ao3 ao3 fanfic writer first work percy jackson pjo fandom
jesterthezombie
bunniope

what if she was called chappel loam and she was composed of rich crumbly soil

bunniope

what if she was called chappel tome and she cast dark magic

contemptible-scoundrel

what if she was called chappel groan and she went auuurghhhh uuhhhhghhhh

official-lucifers-child

what if she was called chappel roam and she wandered around aimlessly

jesterthezombie

Chapel Loan

Banker :3

What If she was chapel in-the-zone as in she was a kny character who's a singer and a badass basketball player
jesterthezombie
oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

s0lit4ir3

i mean currently im listening to today is gonna be a great day from phineas and ferb so that

@heartstopper-lover123 @yelenapines @sunbeammmm @goosetoogoodtobetrue @lilphve @tomyheartsblog /nf

lilphve

Down the witches road😭

@the-michaelholden13 @thetransgenderagenda @sapphicstatic-noises

thetransgenderagenda

OMG SAME 😭

open tags, but more specifically

@julia-writes-things

@not-linkachu

@unstableunicornsofasgard

@jules-2010

@justsomecorvid

@sapphicstatic-noises

@shadowytalekingdom453

@sillycourtjester

@personwholikespmtok

@imsooooooootired

@starvice

@sky-is-purple-because-i-said-so

@paranoianist

@twahtle-official

@lunathequeerscientist

@flamburger

@a-fucking-tornado

@5p4c3-5y573m

@dysphoric-bitch-boy

sorry if I missed any of you :(

flamburger

You know I know I’ll see you again

@savannahwiththegreenest-eyes

@memeuplift

@futurecatlady321

@aledthebooknerd

aledthebooknerd

Who’s afraid of little old me?

@t0ul0ser

@rainebowrebel

@a-dam-heartstopper-fan

@babyqueenfangirl

babyqueenfangirl

LATE TO THE PARTY

@totalcharliespringsimp

@nick-nelzzzzz

@picasso22

@futurecatlady321

@elliedafish

elliedafish

GOOD IN GOODBYE

@so-high-school

@babyqueenfangirl

@telugu-girl-13

telugu-girl-13

THE 1

@bookworm-fangirl1 @bookwormgirl123 @cassieisinthebasementt @i-am-a-duck-collector @wisegirl42

cassieisinthebasementt

Ready as I’ll ever be

@jeannefostergoriot @multi-fandom-lunatic

@bradicalguy

bradicalguy

Well I guess it would have to be the cross-examination theme from Ace Attorney Dual Destinies cuz that’s what I’m playing

@abbycrashing @its-so-ouverture

abbycrashing

I got caught actively listening to I’ll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan

@thetoyboxs @spdraws @stormysprite

stormysprite

I’ve got a nightcore version of Born for This by CRMNL stuck in mine 😅 I’ve never listened to the original tbh, I just like the nightcore bounciness

@hero-of-the-wolf @emig22 @final-fantasy-xiii-fan

hero-of-the-wolf

It’s My Life by Bon Jovi rn lol

no pressure tags to @crazylittlejester @readingismyhobby24 @emig22 @stqrmyskies @seaotter-17 @gryphonlover @silvrash-797 and @skyward-floored !!

stqrmyskies

juno by sabrina carpenter aodbekla

npt @artemistorm @anadorablekiwi @crazylittlejester @the-sage-of-aura-and-shadows @chatter-crow @almost-an-artist @starwolfie !!

chatter-crow

the uhhh apt song by rosé and bruno mars even though i dont really listen to either i think it was on the radio earlier??

open tags cause im tired lmao

crowthekiller

i don’t know what it’s from but a weird youtube copyright free background music song i guess?? open tags once more

enoby-darkness-raven-way

what you need by bring me the horizon

@alaydabug2 @thenotherkid @the-r0yal @cintathecoolest @moonandstarshangoutinbars @isalikescherriesandblue @pennyroyald @pademelonluck

the-r0yal

It’s a little cliche, but…

The town inside me

gh0st1al

second rate town by good kid :]

/np ofc!! @moethh @gothicluver @misty-eyed-memory @kattt-5865 @gothmothgoblin @rottingoranges [@crypticpuffin @raccoon-babe-redbull <do u mind if i tag u in these?]

raccoon-babe-redbull

Uhhh Slow Hands by Niall Horan

@feathery-bastard @xochimillilili @beeari @vampiric-kitty @vessel214 @rdog819

3y3candyarts

I know I wasn’t tagged but this seems fun so

„Come, Darkness“ (yes the hymn) specifically The Newton Brothers version

@jugglesthejorker @beefblizzard

sorry mutuals I never talk to

jugglesthejorker

DONT APOLOGIZE ‼️ I APPRECIATE THE TAGG‼️‼️

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היזון חוזר

by Yehu Yaron

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ROKED LEVAD BY FAKULTA

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and i cannot for the LIFE of me get Gallowdance by Lebanon Hanover out of my head

TAGGED: @sundaysneasel @is-not-dead @riversreal @tallarurus @sillyarchivist

remylosingteeth

Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan by Super Cassette

@magnificentfunflower @glowstick-art @mantidbasil @artsy-n-smartsy @i-cant-pick-an-aesthetic09

glowstick-art

holiday by green day

@d3lux3s @mouldingch33se @vio-demon @reddthetoaststealer

vio-demon

ST CHROMA by Tyler, The Creator

@linkcharacter @okaylokii @sicdios

sicdios

Like Him by tyler, the creator

@g1r-ap0ca1yps3 @pamithebunterfly2007 @c0rdylin3

and rlly anyone else who wants to join this im dead exhausted atm so i dont rlly remember alot of my moots atm

pamithebunterfly2007

Oral Fixation by Scene Queen

@solosergiohd @emo-gals-4life @leftunknown @megamanzerov20 @cookiecat-7388 @sleepi-toasti @roeldraws @manekimelikawaii @softpawsxd @prometheus2007 @nicky-toony27 @chellys-catbox @dazzle-expandism @art1c-m0nk3ys @lizzietherwbychibifan @lunawolf012306 @torrentialchaos

quinby-bee-690

this song is gonna get stuck inside your head☹️

@ anyone

therestlesswon

cold spaghetti (yes the pizza tower track :3)

@antikittysocial @yetanothersillyboii get over here

antikittysocial

aueuaueuaueuaueuaueuaueuaueu

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLEZ???

YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLEZ!!! X3

aueuaueuaueuaueuaueuaueuaueu

DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES!!!

YEAH WELIKE PANCAKES-

@idkvro;v;

paintthedeadflag

У окна (by the window) by Yegor Letov and Черный Лукич (Black Lukich) it’s just a really really nice song.

@pennyroyald @melda0m3 @37x3 and anyone else

melda0m3

Give it up Icarus by Dewdroppe using Gumi!

hatenocheese

Ruler of my Heart from ALIEN STAGE

@g00bi3 @abscshshhd @honee-bea @duck-mann @honee-bea + anyone else idk

abscshshhd

I WANNA MAKE MY MURDER LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE

BUT THEY’D ALL KNOW, THEY’D ALL KNOW, THEY’D ALL KNOW THAT THE BODY’S MINE

(Cotard’s solution, Will Wood and the tapeworms)

i’m normal

@kuyanh @ahbasta09 @crystalcyanyellow @doompicklez @mewannew

doompicklez

One day you’ll look up at the ceiling above, If you’re lucky you’ll be surrounded by the ones that you love when the lights in your eyes fade and life flashes by…
One day you’re going to die!

One day you’ll sleep and you’ll never wake again, heaven, hell, Nirvana, nothing, no one knows how it ends. Rest in peace or pieces and won’t even know why…
One day you’re going to die!

(Memento Mori - Will Wood)

This song is actually very comforting to me :)

aneptunicperson

He’s king of the highway, prince of the boulevard, Duke of the avant-garde the world is his backyard

(Tomas O'Malley - the aristocats kids)

I’m in that show rn-

@bonsai-maze @brokenheartedhalo @themuseinthewoods @bisexualnerdpanic @faerieofthenight @midnight-soulless-system

bonsai-maze

mine’s pretty simple

feed the machine by poor man’s poison

i rly friggin love this song

@brokenheartedhalo @eatin-bread-n-cryin

@geooo0o @floofeh-purpi @cheddarcheddarcheezits

@jesterthezombie + whoever else

jesterthezombie

I LOVE THAT SONG TOOOO

i currently have the “My deer friend” theme stuck in my head

@m3ll0m0chi @g00bi3 @mr-atomicrain @ne-cocoa

orangealex

DARKSIDE

by Neoni

its stuck in my HEAD

imma just tag you

@jesterthezombie i know you’re right behind me but whateves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sentimentalbeeswax
xeppeli:
“redheartgrenade:
“ xeppeli:
“ redheartgrenade:
“ omgtsn:
“ apple breaks up fight between two magnets
”
its just played backwards
”
your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist
”
it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant....
omgtsn

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

redheartgrenade

its just played backwards

xeppeli

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

redheartgrenade

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

xeppeli

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

orangealex

Guys the Apple interrupted the two magnets having a “Moment

Apple you should apologize!!

hellsite-hall-of-fame
equalistmako

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

damianmcgintleman

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

equalistmako

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

prokopetz

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

lightninjohn

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

prokopetz

Yes.

iguanamouth

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carryonmy-assbutt

oh god theres art

tediousfeline

@altadude you know what must be done.

altadude

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drowningsun

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

magickspills

I apologize to all my followers for this

watfordwallflower

if i had to read this you do too

quinintheclouds

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

theepitomeofamess

………

anony-phangirl

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

broadwaytheanimatedseries

Tis the season bitches

theresneverenoughfandoms

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

logan-exe

Why is this on my dash?

princeanxious

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

randomslasher

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

beangirl73047

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!

madronasky

Oh it’s deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??

orangealex

Hey Hollywood here, we were just wondering…………………..

hellsite hall of fame
sentimentalbeeswax
soapoey

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

himejoshikomaeda

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

himejoshikomaeda

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

himejoshikomaeda

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

soapoey

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

himejoshikomaeda

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

soapoey

The scary holes have started oil fracking

himejoshikomaeda

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

orangealex

News anchor: Breaking news Taylor swift is being eaten by what appears to be a………….hole???????!!??

Assistant: aaaaaaaaaaaargh! my FOOOOOT. Its g-gone!!

News anchor: aaaaaaaaaaaaargh, a FOOTS in my MOUTH!!!, c-cant b-breathe……..

Random scientist: it turns out that these mysterious holes? have a taste for human flesh.

sentimentalbeeswax
amerlcanapparel

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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follovved

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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whereismystrawberrytart

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dismantlerepaired

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my-fandom-life

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thegingerbalrog

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onwardwall

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

becketts-one-and-done

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

onfirelikegasoline

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama 

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

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earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

a-wondering-thought

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

the-therapist-is-ace

What the-

violetprince26

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

ordola

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

orangealex

Russia sends nudes?????