So the funniest difference between me and kiddo's previous foster mother is that she was telling me I've gotta call ahead and make sure all the staff at the hairdressers know kiddo is trans so they don't misgender him, and make sure they know he's a foster kid so they understand why it's me taking him and not his real mum and all that, and I've just said nah that's not how you do it.

I go to the barber, I say "my son would like a haircut", they do not question me about whether he is my son on either point. This has worked perfectly so far. You just don't give anyone a reason to question you? If I say he is my son it is so unbelievably rude for someone else to go "um are you sure?".

But yesterday the barbers apprentice looked at him and asked if he is getting a woman's cut, and instead of arcing up and explaining trans theory and respect for kiddos gender to someone who I knew heard me the first time and had clocked him, I just channeled the spirit of a Christian Mother In The Toy Aisle and said "well, he is a boy so no, he will have a boys cut".

Shuts down bullshit immediately! Nobody wants to be yelled at by someone's Karen mother! Kiddo does not hear this little pricks opinion on trans people or get humiliated by being outed in the barbers. You do not have to tell people all your intimate details! You certainly do not have to tell people all your kids intimate details either, especially if you think they'll be a target.

do they know they didn't do any of this

I <3 secretly freaky Dennis, like everyone thinks he's this clueless little thing who doesn't know why Robby keeps touching him. But when he goes to bed every night he jerks off while touching all the places Robby did and plans what he can do to make him lose control and bend him over the nurses station, coy little glances and streching his neck invitingly.

Jack can immediatly tell though. As soon as Dennis tries his manipulation tactics on him, flirting to make Robby jealous, he's taken to a bathroom and put in his place.

Dennis is not mad at this outcome.

Realising I forgot to post the Spidey AU designs for Dustin Erica and Dart so‼️here they are‼️

Kevin is an evil succubus and his greed knows no bounds

one day, years later, someone will ask will byers if he has a sister, and he'll say he had a twin. he'll say she died in an earthquake, but still lives in every painting he makes. he'll say she loved purple. he'll say they had similar taste in music, loved going outdoors together, and she stole his clothes. he won't say those clothes are still in the box. he won't say she was a superhero

he'll just say twin

because that's what el and will have always been to each other: twins

we didn't get to see joyce byers mourn her daughter. we didn't get to see will and jonathan mourn their sister. we didn't get to see max mourn her best friend. no it's all just hopper hopper hopper mike

Im so glad this meme is my legacy

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

beating the super dead horse here but can we talk about how el’s response to mike’s fantasies was “this isn’t like one of your campaigns” and will’s response to mike’s fantasies was to dub him The Storyteller and ask him to tell his own story, too?