flawlessbellamy:

in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “you must be the UK" 

my dad: the mixing is so bad i can barely hear the vocals

my mum, angrily: you’re not supposed to listen to them, you’re supposed to look at the SPARKLES

the fuck you mean, the UK is gonna be performing soon????????? usually i have some time before the pain, please

it appears that i have been struck with Gay Bitch disease watching serbia’s entry 

athenenoctua9:

Eurovision : ballad

Me : 

idk why i was expecting russia’s entry from last year to come back but i was let down IMMENSELY. still was super fun but. come back funky dancing russians.

fuck it. eurovision blogging.

thexfiles:

i see it’s a Big Day Online for everyone who is using the same blog they made in 2011

headspace-hotel:

bitchslapmcgee:

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

renniequeer:

alphacrone:

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

And we’re off to an excellent start.

therealraewest:

Canon homosexual Castiel fighting off demons in megahell or wherever

girlwhoiscryimg:

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny