If I opened up a can of beans and a small Mr. Bean was inside of it, I would freak out so badly.

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love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

cities in the old world: named for a word meaning "river" in a dead and otherwise unattested language

cities in the new world: named for a guy who made incremental improvements in sewing machine design

cities in elephantopia: generally trunk- or stomping-themed

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don't even care. They act like it's normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he'll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. "Oh you don't wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?" And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that's a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he's not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

from now on im going to exclusively refer to child birth as "going number 3"

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He's like a newborn animal

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Players of Super Mario Sunshine may have tried to perform the "Blooper Surfing Safari" mission of Ricco Harbor without actually surfing on any Bloopers. Doing this by simply getting Mario on top of the wall, running around the starting line, and entering from the other side reveals that this does not count as finishing the race.

However, that does not mean that it is not possible to finish the race this way; only that there are precautions in place to prevent the simplest way of attempting to cheat it. The game sets up two "control zones" that Mario has to touch in order for the act of touching the finish line to count as completing the race (bottom image, highlighted).

As long as the player knows where those zones are, and makes sure to touch them, it is entirely possible to complete the race without riding any Bloopers. The footage shows where Mario must go. This can save up to 20 seconds over doing the race the "intended" way.

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