"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

girl talking about her husband: he's such a great man...

me, principled marxist: *shaking my head* it was the broader economic conditions that made you cum last night

the 32gb of ram i bought in february for €50 is now selling for €200... quadruple the value of your pc in one easy step

Happy year of the horse!!!! Have my wild horses sweater finally released from the void!

Bard got lost along the way. Help him deliver sword to the knight and avoid being caught by other magical creatures.Some of them are too timid, others are hungry

My local mayor posted this and I'm mesmerised. Every time I look at it I spot a new problem. It's like a rorschach test.

Not only did the AI fail to make a functioning UK map despite TONS of accurate maps available, but then a team of people actually thought "that looks about right, that's probably the North, it's got at least one Hull that'll do" and posted it.

Crocodiles in Troubled Waters. Isabel De Obaldia. Glass.

Dr. ALT (Gerardo Murillo Coronado), Composition - Mountains
c.1922
Instituto Nacional de Bellas Artes (INBA), Mexico City
Precursors of Modernism, 1860-1930, exhib., Center for Inter-American Relations, 1967, cat.1

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

her: last night was magical

me, a materialist: no it wasn't