OP: When exploring outdoors, don't act recklessly — not every body of water you see is meant for swimming. (cr 神秘园)

Scream this is iconic….

Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

do it on the clock are you stupid

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

I know some of you will love this

that looks awesome. tybalt is a mitsubishi forklift. the real understand

wake up babe new blorbos just dropped

this is what upstairs neighbors have

2026

[video by sternbergcamps. caption: for those of you who still don't understand *exactly what a geologist does...]

one of my favorite images on earth. the pure unbridled freedom emanating from it. the white car flying over the railroad tracks in the middle of the night....the black cop car half-hidden in the shadows to the left side, likely seconds before pouncing.....the joyous rabbit captured mid-leap, sailing past the jaws of a waiting predator, forever fleeing the inevitable. i feel giddy just looking at it

i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

'is this ad malicious?' as far as I'm concerned all ads are malicious

by @ toolbburs (no pronouns in bio).

Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”

Human Beings:

important note: this cat's full name is breakfast sandwich

via Massimo @ Rainmaker1973 - Gravitywell No. 11 — a masterpiece of kinetic woodworking by Larry Marley. [📹 marleyturned]

my jeans r clean forever until i spontaneously decide they aren’t anymore and i wash them