“This is definitely an extraplanar shark.”
“It’s a good thing you’re dead, because we’re not letting you live that down.”
“What have we told you about sticking your finger in weird holes?”
“Magnets, how do they even work? Wizards don’t even know. It’s fucking magic.”
— the wizard
“Sorry for misgendering your worm.”
-Dhampir
Q
Anonymous asked:
Put the baby in the bag of holding.
No!
A
👶
“NO! It’s MY TURN with the bird!”
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Q
A
✝
Q
A
🟠