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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
transman-badass
sometime it's just random important words for emphasis other use varies depending on how much I give a shit at the time
beedok
miggylol

Spin the wheel.

You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.

However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.

Do you take the offer?

100% yes!

Probably yes

I'm honestly torn, this is a hard choice

Probably not

Absolutely fucking not

Random other option for people who want to ramble in the tags

media studdies what fucken jobs are there in media studdies
teaboot
shesgonnachangetheworld

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

lyricwritesprose

There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.

alphynix
henrykathman

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Thanks to my brother for telling me about this story. [Alt text below]

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puc-puggy

"What this tells us is that cows have the potential to innovate tool use, and we have ignored this fact for thousands of years," he added. "It's shocking that we're only discovering this now." There is no suggestion that Veronika's skills are evidence of the evolution of an ominous new species of super-cow. As the scientists write in the study: "She did not fashion tools like the cow in Gary Larson's cartoon, but she selected, adjusted and sed one with notable dexterity and flexibility. Perhaps the real absurdity lies not in imagining a tool-using cow, but in assuming such a thing could never exist."ALT
akaitsume

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The Far Side, October 28, 1982

latriviata

[ID for above: the original Far Side ‘Cow tools’ cartoon per caption, showing a cow standing on its hind legs facing a table with a barn in the background. On the table are four crude implements: one looks a bit like a handsaw, another like a stick, the other two are more abstract irregular blobs, one of which has a handle coming out. end ID]

Very much enjoying the memes for this one

bsky quotepost by indianawalsh.bsky.social:  “Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools”  Quoting danielgray.com who posted a link to the Guardian article with allcaps text “Cow Tools Cow Tools Cow Tools” [19 Jan 2026]ALT

and one from a couple of months ago:

a 'sickos' edit by cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social. alt text copied from link above: "A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!""ALT
blackwing-the-raven
capnsoapy

I can forgive many things from Jagex but the mandatory forced feminisation quest being removed from Old School RuneScape is a wound which will never heal.

capnsoapy

Prior to an update on 9 November 2022, the Makeover Mage was sometimes required in the Recruitment Drive quest, where the player had to defeat someone that no "man" could defeat. If they were male, they had to visit the Makeover Mage to become female.

I kinda wonder how much Sette, and the first soul, etc is all tied up with the Dammakhert, and like the Aldish caste system

like I have a pet theory that the Dammakhert stuff may have originated with the study of Settes and the first soul, I have nothing to back this up, and not much detail to the theory

hmm maybe *the Man*, after fucking things up with the bird, went and did the Dammakhert, wouldn’t that be something, although I have a feeling Ashley has said something that would contradict that

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