"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

Jackie Taylor did the thing that every teenager wants to do at least once — die after a petty argument so that everyone will feel fucking guilty for the rest of their lives

if you’re afraid of roundabouts you shouldn’t be.. they’re beautiful pieces of roadway engineering that prevent much more anguish than they cause. loosen up and enjoy the experience of using a Roundabout next time you see one. they’re quite intuitive and much faster than a light

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general

listen pal your innocuously stupid reply is being torn to SHREDS in the group chat by me and my three mentally unwell friends so watch it

The children yearn for 22 episode seasons

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I’m dead

can we go here

reluctant friend: chicken city is a myth, we should turn back

grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark keep moving

chicken girl: chicken city's real, it's a city full of chickens, where they have a Roller coaster chicken feeder. I saw it

me: the implications are astounding

Bert and Ernie with a Kitten, taken from a Magazine Article.

I WILL BEAR MYSELF TO PEOPLE AUTHENTICALLY EVEN IF IT COULD LEAD TO EMBARRASSMENT AND POSSIBLE REJECTION FOR DEEPER MORE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS

Girl who’s re-cultivating hope in her future after a multiweek breakdown: I’m going to the bookstore to buy a book