riotd:

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

applefudge5:

redstonedust:

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don’t know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

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shining-latios:

biblically-accurate-lesbian:

shining-latios:

his face enchanted me so naturally I had to buy him and bring him home with me

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I have his beautiful sister……….

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phaeton-flier:

One day, in the future, this entire system of tiered passports and immigration restrictions and second-class citizenship will be gone, a relic of the past, and the phrase “Immigration is a human right, moving is a human right” will seem as quaint and obvious as “Aparteid is bad” in an old sci-fi episode

dr-gaytorius:

“I’m looking respectfully” well can you look at me like you’re dying of a fever. like you’re delirious and it hurts. like you’re fighting desperately for your life.

sandwormb:

I had the shining as a kid but they put me on Zoloft so it’s whatever

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

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burn it 🔥

(he/him) 🐇

said this on bluesky but:

i genuinely encourage non black people to engage with this, who might be worried they can’t because of the word “nigga” because they feel like it’s overstepping. the only way it would be overstepping is saying it to me when ur not black, but please don’t be afraid to engage with black art.

i kinda get annoyed when non black people police other non blacks on how to engage with black culture because it creates a problem where non black people avoid us all together which can be extremely isolating and create even MORE tension and overall being uneducated.

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Why is everything in fantasy worlds like ten thousand years old why can’t you write a story about something new

Werewolves were invented like five years ago. Nobody knows what that howling is.

Screw ancient orders. We’re founding an order of knights right now. You’ve gotta keep your knights busy or else they’ll raid and pillage the countryside.

I’m opening a magic library. We’re accepting donations of lightly used scrolls and magical textbooks.

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“What ancient crypt is this?”

“This is my grandpa’s tomb. He’s not even dead yet. It’s got holes because we haven’t finished it. Please don’t break the sarcophagus. We paid a lot for it.”