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  • if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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    I drew Luo BingGe as in the vocaloid song Madness of Duke Venomania

    Au where SJ infiltrates in Bingge harem disguised as a woman👀

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  • “oh you wouldn’t identify as transgender if you hadn’t been exposed to other trans people and learned what being transgender was” you’re right! i’d identify as suicidal

  • social contagion is good actually

  • “better for people to be miserable in the right way than happy in the wrong way” is the inescapable conclusion of a lot of social conservatism

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  • what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

  • i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

  • my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

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    framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

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  • anyway. stop making your entire personality being mean. it’s boring

  • i’m so tired of it. oh you’re jaded? oh you’re casually cruel? oh you think it’s funny? you think you’re better than everybody else? snooze! why don’t you go get a real personality

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  • sent by Anonymous

    Do you think Bingge truly fell in love with Shen Yuan within that short amount of time, or that he was in love with Shen Jiu?

    I personally think it was neither; Instead, I think he was attracted to Bingmei's life and thought that if he had Shen Yuan, he'd have that life. But ultimately, because he knows rationally that that's not how it works, he gives up. What do you think?

  • answered by zykamiliah

    answering this a million years later ;_; sorry anon!!!

    I don’t think Bingge fell in love; I read his reaction as him having an awakening of sorts- a two parts phenomenon: On one hand, he discovered that he CRAVED to be treated like Bingmei was/is. On the other, he also discovered that the IdeaTM of himself having sex with the kind and loving Shen Qingqiu didn’t disgust him; in fact, he was very much into it.

    Keep reading

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  • Digital drawing of Bingzu dangling SQQ from a string on a stick in front of a Very Interested LBH. "pspspspsps! come on, you want to be happy don't you?"ALT

    this is how bingzu imagines himself when doing scenario pushers. tragically the bait keeps wriggling away

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