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coldpapernightmare:

latchofficial:

dogtoks:

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

saxifraga-x-urbium:

rivvytrick:

you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

dragon-in-a-fez:

really fucking boils my cabbages when the right is completely correct that something is a problem in society they’re just hyperbolically stupid about why.

eg falling birth rates are not a problem because something something the future of the white race and they’re a sign that modern women aren’t sufficiently interested in staying home and making babies. they are however a problem because a society with no economic safety net is not prepared to manage a demographic shift toward having more retired people than working people and they’re a sign that millions of adults in 2026 do not feel financially stable enough to add to their families

pokemon:

Manifesting a great 2026 for you. You got this!

bebewrites:

woop there it is

got my ass

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

movie director: lets make something that nobody likes

jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

targuzzler:

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

curioscurio:

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta

fishpilled:

these guys were onto something i think

ft-rj:

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

nyatzsche:

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

maxxie-or-smth:

imagine looking at my blog to try to find more out about me as a person and all you see is some bullshitttttt