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segamascott:

brookspurple:

byjove:

byjove:

Stephen King and HP Lovecraft both have this amazing ability to absorb you into a story and then abruptly remind you they’re the one writing it and they have opinions that suck.

Me: Man, this is so good.

HP Lovecraft: Glad you’re enjoying it. Just wanted to remind you that I am massively racist and antisemitic.

Me: Man, this is so good.

Stephen King: Glad you’re enjoying it. Just wanted to remind you I am really weird and freaky about women and sex in general. I am also racist.

flightyquinn:

kaijuno:

Barbarian Ross

Man’s about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

rattlesnek:

women and gender get the lifeboats first

hometoursandotherstuff:

coldpapernightmare:

latchofficial:

dogtoks:

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

saxifraga-x-urbium:

rivvytrick:

you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

dragon-in-a-fez:

really fucking boils my cabbages when the right is completely correct that something is a problem in society they’re just hyperbolically stupid about why.

eg falling birth rates are not a problem because something something the future of the white race and they’re a sign that modern women aren’t sufficiently interested in staying home and making babies. they are however a problem because a society with no economic safety net is not prepared to manage a demographic shift toward having more retired people than working people and they’re a sign that millions of adults in 2026 do not feel financially stable enough to add to their families

pokemon:

Manifesting a great 2026 for you. You got this!

bebewrites:

woop there it is

got my ass

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

movie director: lets make something that nobody likes

jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

targuzzler:

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*