*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

Courier 6 dunking on Legate Lanius

i am not “getting high” i am entering my Battle Meditation state

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

Techpriest Explorator Velarius

when people say sea creatures are aliens that pisses me right off. no man that’s your cousin. usually not even that far back. that thing’s still an animal. it’s not even like, a plant or a fungus or anything 90% of the time. and never a 🦠. thats cousin octopus. auntie fish. uncle sea cucumber. you know them.

@importantpics

Knight at the Crossroads by Viktor Vasnetsov (1882)

"I have lived for thousands of years without melancholy or misanthropy because I have always found something to engage my keen mind. Find hobbies. Engage your faculties. Stay curious."

--Divayth Fyr

i got that dog in me

A very honourable and distinguished beetle knight.

starblade

I can't stop laughing at this.

this kingdom is going to shit man

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

A HOPE POWERED K*LLEDOZER

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.