Summary: Dan and Phil fall asleep on the couch after filming THE TREE 2025 EDITION and wake up to a window in the middle of their living room to a very familiar scene.
(AU oneshot based on the song Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses)
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A sudden change in Phil’s Christmas plans leaves him home alone for the holiday. Considering the busy blur of a year he’s had, he’s almost relieved to skip out this season.
Despite the freedom to finally shut off his mind, the overdue rest gives him ample time to think about that one particular romance that never seemed to work out.
Summary: Ice hockey has always been simple to Dan Howell: skate hard, hit first, never fall.
Then Phil Lester shows up.
As captain of the rival team, the Rawtenstall Ravens, Phil plays with infuriating calm and flawless precision - everything Dan isn’t, and everything he can’t stop watching. Every game between them turns into a battle of pride, control, and barely restrained intensity that spills far beyond the rink.
Because when rivalry burns hot enough, the ice doesn’t just crack.
Summary: Phil works at a dyke bar in London. Dan is a divorced transbian who likes to visit dyke bars in London. Phil likes her quiet, modest life, and she’s not really dating right now - especially not customers! Especially not rich ones. Dan is guarded, moneyed, and lonely. She’s not looking for a relationship - they’re nothing but trouble.
Summary: Phil is a housekeeper at the four seasons and a poet. He doesn’t enjoy it, either of those things. Wait but there is this guy, he’s some trespasser, also seems to suffer from something, and he may or may not be a phantom. But when Phil kisses him, it feels too real.
Summary: Daniel Howell doesn’t even know he’s pregnant until after it happened.
He can’t even bring himself to name it, this huge, earth shattering thing that left half the universe behind. Left Dan behind. If he’s honest, and he’s trying to be, to himself at least, he thinks it should have been him. He wants so desperately for it to have been him. He wants the pain of losing the best person he’s ever known to go away, to disappear in the wind like his dreams did the moment that doctor performed the pregnancy test.
Summary: Phil’s tail was an iridescent, royal blue. It cut through the water at lightning speed and was strong enough to ward off overly curious sharks. It was terrifying, beautiful, and disappeared the moment he was completely dry.
Summary: Dan is a hunter who wakes up six feet under, given a surprise second chance at life. He doesn’t know how he escaped hell or why he was resurrected: all he knows is that it’s Christmas, and his glitter paint summoning spell just made a random blond appear in the middle of an Asda.
Phil is an angel, sent to Earth with a clear mission: assist Dan in hunting Lilith and prevent the seals from being broken. He discovers that there is more to the task than it seems, as the loyalties of Heaven and Hell are tested. But first, he’s dead-set on trying cheese.
The story of Supernatural, but with a Phan-ified twist!
Summary: They’ve done this before, sometimes, or something close to it. Dan on the floor, on his knees, being good. He’s sucked Phil’s dick like this with single-minded focus, brain empty of other things, Phil’s firm grip in his hair the only other sensation worth anything to him, sore knees and tingling legs gone from his awareness. Gentle praise, soft words, the feeling of doing something right, something he can’t fuck up.
Summary: Dan decides to reward Phil for cancelling the challenge in their latest video and for inviting him over to the hotel room.
Based off their $25 vs $10,000 Hotel video
Merry and Bright (ao3) - Celeste (artificialmac), peachlessroomba
Summary: Dan Howell, a semi-successful contributor and one-time model for Attitude magazine is, by all accounts, struggling. So when one of his oldest friends calls with a promise of familiarity and warmth in exchange for help running their hometown community theater’s production of It’s a Wonderful Life, Dan agrees without a second thought. But the past has a way of resurfacing, and it seems like everywhere Dan turns, there is Phil Lester—his old almost-lover, now the local weatherman.
Summary: In 2009, certified loverboy Dan Howell crosses the country to spend Christmas with his boyfriend of two months and his family. He discovers that the Lester family handles the holidays differently than Dan’s family does.
In 2025, Dan and Phil invite their families to spend Christmas in the house they built.
Summary: Phil’s love language has always been touch, but the nature of his relationship with Dan has often prevented him from acting on his desires. After a particularly rough two months apart, Dan learns that he has underestimated just how deeply Phil’s need for physical affection runs.
Okay, well, technically he was just editing porn, and not really making it himself, but those little details don’t really matter when you try and tell someone what you’re doing with your summer.
On his first day on the job, they make him come to the studio.
Summary: Dan is a demon who has a boring office job in hell. One day, an angel arrives at his office, claiming to be there for an internship. Dan is skeptical, but Phil seems to have the support of the big boss (AKA His Holiness), so there’s not really much he can do. He decides to make the best of a bad situation, but Phil seems determined to defy him at every turn.
Summary: Dan is a film composer who immediately becomes smitten with horror filmmaker Phil Lester. The two meet and form a friendship that develops into something more when they get the chance to work together.
Summary: As a result of several years of being the emotionally mature one in their relationship, Phil forgets how to make decisions for himself. It may possibly be a bigger deal than Phil is making it out to be.
one of the funniest Phan reveal things is how phannies ever since the hiatus have been like oh yeah they 99% are in a relationship but its a cool progressive millennial one where both have their own spaces and rooms and shit all for Phan to come and be like NOPE we have actually merged into a single cell sixteen years ago and spend 24/7 together, they’re in a touch him and you die stalker boyfriend booktok type of shit, they’re worse than the boomers they said they’d kill themselves together rather than divorce
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