I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the idea that you can make a little mistake while doing your taxes and then go to jail for it is mostly not a thing. If you make a mistake on your taxes you’ll get a letter in the mail that says ‘hey you made a mistake on your taxes’ and then you can fix it (source: I have made mistakes on my taxes, international tax treaties are complicated). The only time people typically go to jail for tax stuff is if they commit massive intentional (or negligent, like if they run a business and never consult any expert on how payroll taxes work) fraud over a long period of time.
There’s basically no way for a person new to doing taxes - and presumably not handling a lot of money - to accidentally fuck up those taxes in a way that’s going to end with that person in jail.
Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
I’m playing correspondence chess with my brother and don’t feel like making a move tonight but wanted to make sure I did it tomorrow, so I wrote “move against brother” in my TODO list before realizing that sounds kind of insane.
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