big and cutes my me at you

#myme

Only an elite group of gifted word-learner dogs can retain the names of hundreds of toys

Some Touhou girls I drew. Sort of VN style

Lost his battle with his prostate, couldn't achieve a single orgasm

Chell taking a rip out of her portable turret bong

we can play a fun game where you pick some trait you think is your immutable self, and I can carve it out of you and leave it sitting uselessly in a surgical tray. Its all just meat, nothing more, nothing less

LICE

did any otherkin vote for Hillary Clinton

Not I.

this is what i look like when i take off my clothes btw (⁠；⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠）

"let me kiss it better" voted number one thing to say when your friend is complaining about her boobs hurting

or when her lips are chapped. or when she's sad. or a multitude of other things really its a very versatile phrase

aaiiieeeeee!!!!! hell for you forever

every day tgirls are forced to go to work and do manual labor instead of being worshiped and given everything they desire for free.

be the change you want to see on the world. send a trans girl half of your paycheck every week.

*touches your reblog inappropriately*

"Now can you use this doll to tell the judge where the lady reblogged your post?"

hears the phrase "use this doll" and gets so dizzy i pass out