Diddy's weird stuff he posts on tumblr

maykitz:

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk
>look it up
>common treecreeper

can’t make this shit up

himynameisemail:

lesbianalicent:

(via casecous)

thesmuttylibrarian:

riding that shit like free and accessible public transit

(via frog-fairy)

womanguy:

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

(via infininoodle)

stanzvomit:

innerchildabortionclinic:

Legendary

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

(via frog-fairy)

capsicrew:

then me at the end of the dungeon;

the way the other fuckin DPS turned to look at me as I ran out the door lmaoooo

juney-blues:

thefabfreak:

afloweroutofstone:

They closed the Death Wendy’s over a year ago and I’m still mad about it. It was a Wendy’s located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city’s top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

(via infininoodle)