the silt verses is a really good podcast that you should listen to btw

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My friends keep making me wanna store their art in my cheek pouch and skitter away

Me with @the-queer-cowboy

Espero tu trabajo explote y te den un billón de pesos oa que puedas hacer lo que quieras y puedas hacer mas arte q me pueda comer

Contemplating crimes….

You see a medical-looking neat little spray bottle on the table. The label says "wound spray". I tell you not to touch that. For some reason you spray some on yourself anyway and scream as a horrible smell fills the room and the chemical reaction of some unknown substance burns your skin right off. You scream and ask what the hell was that.

It's a wound spray, obviously. You spray some on your skin on the desired area, to instantly create a wound.

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

it contains multitudes

ok ill bite. whats hockey

(x)

I love how the tornado doesn't look malicious. She's just dancing along, doing her thing, and it's a pity you're so very ant-sized below.

tumblr will turn anything into a girl

of course, this is the turning into a girl website

I do believe the girl is turning already

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.

Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad

He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid

That's his fiancee.

eh bah

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