people act like CNC is some evil irredeemable kink as if it's not literally just you and your partner(s) deciding that today opposite day.
"But if we let people play the floor is lava around the house, it normalizes being careless around real lava!" that's y'all. that's how you sound.
Just need to put myself on blast for the lines that have worked on me from Grindr. All genders.
“Jesus criminy, just let me eat you out or SOMETHING”
“If me eating you out like a dog in heat doesn’t make you cum I owe you $20”
“hows that moist vagina doing this morning”
“went to handsome island, everyone knew you”
“Hello! How are you on this fine day? Hopefully I find you in a jovial spirit? I myself am in a quite jubilant state! :o)”
Knowing you could have it if you wanted but not knowing if you want it at all
it is ludicrous that testosterone will make you gain muscle even if you just sit on the couch doing nothing. like transing yourself really does expose you to dark secrets
brown eyed women will look at you with the biggest wettedt most beautiful cow-like eyes you've ever seen and say "whatre you looking at??". like maam you're The Sun
