No Clue What's Going On

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yayasvalveplay

Anonymous asked:

I kind of love the idea of every single member of TFA Team Prime having an affair with a Decepticon. All of them are convinced they have to keep this absolutely secret, their team will never understand, everyone is sneaking around trying to keep it secret…and thus everyone misses all the obvious signs that their teammates are also sneaking around with Decepticons. Meanwhile, over at the Decepticon base it’s just…known. Yeah, Megatron has his thing with the little Prime, Blitzwing won’t shut up about his darling Hummelchen, everyone knows.

yayasvalveplay answered:

Wouldn’t it be funny if Jazz was an ex decepticon. Who never got caught.

Prowl: I’m the only.normal mech who dates an autobot.

Jazz who totally doesn’t have red optics under his visor: ya. Totally an autobot.


But yes to this entire post.

demonicsuffrage
demonicsuffrage

Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Bruce:.....yes

random-cockroach

Anonymous asked:

God, but if Prowl was a decepticon, the Autobots would have to dedicate Jazz 100% to just keeping this one guy from wrecking their shit in.

Jazz would not be available for any other spec ops work because Prowl would not fucking REST until he outmaneuvers this one goddamn spy he can’t predict.

They have to be in the same room together once and everyone present forgets about Megatron and Ops ten thousand century old beef in favor of backing the fuck away from whatever is going on between those two.

keferon answered:

Decepticon Prowl: Scrap this fragger is so unpredictable I can’t figure out how to catch him! He keeps leaving false tracks and fucking up every system he touches!

Meister, who is actually Jazz but so deeply undercover even he doesn’t know he’s Jazz: Auuuuuw I’m sure you’ll find him eventually

raynewolferune
that-one-weird-cloud0

Justice League: Help us kill Darkseid.

Danny Phantom: no.

JL: what? Why?

Danny: I have yet to receive confirmation from the gods that this action will—*glowing green brick falls on his face, a small sticky note falling off*

JL:

Danny:

JL:

Danny: I have now received confirmation from the gods. I will help you.

idekwthmuistb

He didn't even read the sticky note. He's just floating there staring straight ahead as if he didn't get thunked and makes no move to pick up the green sticky note

raynewolferune

He didn't read the sticky note because he didn't need to. Clockwork has been recycling the same Sticky Note of Approval since the first time Danny stopped to ask himself whether or not Clockwork would approve of something post TUE. The sticky note in question is immediately recognizable at this point because it has been crumbled, torn, stained, etc but it is still "intact" enough to be used. What is written on it? Nothing but a small, hand drawn thumbs up emoji.