I love Scottish Terriers, I’ve had three so far in my life, and when I saw a little comic of one wearing a plaid cape I loved it. That was until I found out it was ai. The reaction I had was like going thru the seven stages of grief ending with me becoming so determined at the end that I made this out of spite.
You ever fall in love so badly with a fandom, or fictional universe/character, or celebrity/group of celebrities, that you just… kinda HATE your life cuz you can’t really do anything about it, but you still yearn SO BAD to be a part of it all…?
(Not in a weird or creepy way, just sitting in my corner sadly lol.)
I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.
"grape" "sui-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.
This is mean, but when I’m in a safe context to do so, I love pretending I don’t understand what they mean and forcing them to explain in plain language.
It's not mean. You are so normal. If someone uses these terms when speaking to me directly I'm going to end up on the news.
I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!
















