“being a human is so boring why can’t I be one of the COOL animals” okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it’s sick as hell I’m having a lot of fun
Unironically I think the early to mid 20s age group in America has unbelievably bad consent boundaries on all levels and so much language to defend it but this makes me sound like elon musk if I say it however the commonality of someone who will be like “I had 47 panic attacks and it’s your fault” if you tell them no is insane
I used to get so sad returning to media I loved as a kid and discovering I hate it now, but like. That’s probably a fantastic sign, isn’t it? That I found it at the right time
I could have missed that book or movie or song entirely until today, and I wouldn’t appreciate it at all, so isn’t it great that I found it fifteen years ago instead, and have all this love left over?
the biggest thing that fucks me up about lil nas x is he put out some REALLY fun creative music, with a really cute minimalist pink early 2000s aesthetic, super queer and well made, and it got so little attention. and then the whole bullshit with him getting arrested happened and that was what got everyone talking about it. fuck i’d be livid if i were him.
& on my own people: a lot of white queer people love lil nas x when he’s doing cunty clapbacks online but don’t actually support him materially in any way. which like. its not that you are Morally Obligated To Stream HOTBOX, its not activism or anything. & idk if i have the best perspective to really analyze white queer people online’s relationship to him. but it frustrates me to watch.
but like seriously do stream hotbox
nicki minaj has gone full fascist anyways. montero is the new queen of cunty music videos ft a pool of pink water.
I’m still fully convinced that Luigi Mangione didn’t do it btw. Not in the “innocent until proven guilty” way that the media should be operating under but the logistics of the case literally never made sense to me. Especially with the inconsistencies about the backpacks (complete with convenient manifesto!) and the fact he physically can’t get to that McDonald’s without spending almost a full hour on a bus and that Altoona is SO out of the way!
Read too much gay fanfiction before writing my proposal for American political reform and now I’m using words like fervently and obedient. What the hell man
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