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rainbeaudingo:

nerveblot:

nyaa:

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horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

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wild

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

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jesticutioner:

aegimeda:

venort:

reallybadblackoutpoems:

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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

“chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun”

Chekov’s Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger’s razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there’s no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam’s gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

Chekov’s Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.


Schrodinger’s Gun: Treat every gun as if it’s loaded unless you’ve checked it yourself.


Occam’s Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it’s probably a cat.

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maspers:

(Huntr/x’s penthouse apartment, sometime hopefully in the near future)

Rumi, checking her emails: Bills, fanmail, bills, stupid ad deals, something that probably should have gone to Bobby, fanmail… oh huh. Someone is asking if they can make a parody of one or more of our songs.

Mira: People already do that, don’t they? We encourage it.

Rumi: Yeah, but this guy’s asking anyway.

Mira: Huh. That’s considerate of them. Who is it?

Rumi: Some parody artist named Alfred Yankovic.

Mira: Oh, I think I’ve heard of him, isn’t he kind of a big deal in the states-

Zoey, kicking open the door: YES YES YES TELL HIM YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES A MILLION TIMES YES LET HIM DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH OUR MUSIC

Mira: Definitely a big deal.

Zoey: ASK HIM IF HE’S DOING A POLKA MEDLEY PLEASE I NEED TO HEAR GOLDEN ON THE ACCORDION THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE OH MY GOSH DO YOU THINK HE’LL LET ME CAMEO IN THE MUSIC VIDEO-

Rumi: So… we tell him yes?

Mira: We tell him yes.

Zoey: EEEEEEEEEEE WEIRD AL KNOWS WHO I AM THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay:

the item on your left side just stopped existing, are you ok with it?

yes

no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

siblings >:)

results

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pagerunner-j:

Somebody please give the WSDOT social media folks a raise.

Tweet from WSDOT Tacoma, saying "A not so gentle reminder," and showing a photo of a flooded road and a ROAD CLOSED sign, plus sketchy MS Paint-style overlays. Top: "If water here...and sign here..." Middle: Doodled car asserting "but I'm different!", with a red X drawn over it. Bottom: arrow pointing at water and the message, "CAR DOES NOT GO THERE."ALT
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spicy-apple-pie:

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Remember when Damian canonically went to hell?

…yeah…

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

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wuxiaphoenix:

sighinastorm:

chacha-tortuga:

sighinastorm:

Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons…

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Man. You get it. :^)

I would so love this costume.

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fullmetalist:

f1ve-more-minutes:

saywhat-politics:

The best shot of the year

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Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it’s not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she’s a badass billiards pro

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