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@phillipfancypants

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Honestly I’ll reblog anything I find amusing. Might be fandom-y, social justice stuff, or just something I find generally funny.
Oh and my url comes from the name of a beta fish I had in middle school. There’s some lore for ya.

pic i doodled (and tweeted) about bringing my nesoberis to my office that blew up so here. the official office sadgirl in the flesh

hey uh idk who here will see this but i also felt like posting this bc well.

office sadgirl (and all of my merch, plushies, transformers, gunpla, and all my belongings... save for my phone and laptop which i got out on time) have perished in a housefire i experienced at the tail end of november last year.

(pics/gifs below as i watched it all disappear in real time)

I havent been online because i've been busy with work, and also just trying to get through this whole thing... especially since my cousin (who was an older sister figure to me) lost her life in the fire. while my family has luckily had temporary shelter at my grandmother's place for the timebeing, we need to save up for the rebuilding for our new house.

i'm attaching my paypal here, any amount would be appreciated. We hope to reach about 1-2M as that is the standard quotation for prefab homes... thanks and i hope everyone else can share this.

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

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mononocake

you looking for this my friend?

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allons-ygeronimofuckitybye

why is there a gif for this

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

this is killing me

i’m literally so fucking stupid. i don’t know why my hypochondriatic ass went on fucking google to google why the fuck i’ve been itching for two days—bitch—it might just be because i’m having a reaction to something, but fucking google wants to go and say, “oh, it’s fucking liver disease!” bitch, so do you know where i’m going right now? i’m going to the fucking ER, because it cannot be liver disease. no, no, no. honestly, like, i just, i just can’t move. get the fuck out of my way, bitch, i’m turning on my hazards. this is ridiculous. this is a fucking emergency—liver disease!—li—google, wh—liver disease? why are you, what? what do you mean? li—oh, no, no no no, not the liver disease, yeah (oh my fucking gosh)

Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered yesterday by ICE, also won the prestigious Academy of American Poets Prize in 2020 for a poem called “On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs,” which you can read here.

thelegendofzeldamajorasmask

if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

The sandwich gender spectrum post has escaped containment again and reading the responses at this point is almost as fascinating as the original field work that provided the data. It's very hard for some people to grasp, even on Tumblr, that sandwiches have no inherent gender.

Liking a specific sandwich does not gender you in any meaningful way. Loudly rejecting a sandwich because it would portray you as too effeminate or masculine, or demanding a sandwich as a way of asserting your gender identity -- that is the what I'm discussing, not the sandwich itself. A man eating a veggie wrap doesn't impact my data because that's actually very normal; men performatively rejecting a veggie wrap as too feminine is what the post is about.

Don't get dysphoria because you like a sandwich that the patriarchy has assigned to another gender, my beloved trans readers. That's the tox-cis-ity talking.

You know, that's fair.

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