maybe your fanfic doesn’t have to change someone’s life maybe it can just brighten someone’s day for a bit
winter solstice does not feel like the shortest day of the year. crazy that they only get longer from this point on. shortest day of the year is definitely like in the dead of January or maybe early February, like spiritually. darkest and most sinister months
"i hope your team misses the playoff for four years straight." boring. uninspired. anyone can do that and many have. "i hope your team gets white boys of the year." horrible. horrifying. a real and true threat.
humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp
Once again watching the PWHL owner spend 60 million a year in a baseball player while watching PWHL players need to be baristas and substitute teachers on their days off because they’re paid so little
60 million would cover a salary of about 370k for all active PWHL players right now. Half the league is making less than 58k!
It’s 2013. A tweet says “Only steers and queers in Texas, and I’m not a cow.” Is it:
Gay (know the context)
Homophobic (know the context)
Gay (don’t know the context)
Homophobic (don’t know the context)
hold on let me google something
what the fuck
happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
chat are you ok you reblogged you aren’t insane you just live with your parents for the 12th time
Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”
Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”
Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”
Me at 41: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"
Me at 76: " god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"
there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead
"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements
