Our Anniversary London Adventure (w/ a rat)

so it turns out phan is real

it's really insane that we've been speculating here and there about how people in their actual life perceives them and i don't think we ever expected to know because it's their private life. but they straight up just acknowledged that they are seen as a married couple (even if heteronormatively by some). like. oh my god. they just told us.

the freckles, mullet, gay little earring, and tan are doing something to me i need her so bad

Dan and Phil on their Instagram!

12 May 2025

FUCK EVERYTHING

dan: it would make the same noise if you did that to your head

balls or nothing

and when you think about me, all of those years ago..

finding dnp beautiful while not being attracted to them is like seeing a male peacock display its feathers at you its like oh wow thanks! gorg! i am afraid i am not a bird but that's so pretty of you!

in some ways dan and phil are so lovely and whimsical. in other ways they match each others freak in a way disturbing for the rest of society