Tarn vs Rodimus for readers love
(Play this for the thing pls)
Rodimus: Greetings, DJD leader, you're such a stubborn guy, I say. Why don't you just give up on [y/n] and go away
Tarn: I regret to inform you that [y/n] is meant to be with me. I know what's best for them, 'cause it's their destiny
[y/n] tired of them: You're both so insolent -- why don't you both stop? Look in the mirror -- your appearances flop!
Tarn and Rodimus sulking a lil before being determined again: You didn't have to be so blunt and so tart. Because all real mechs compete with their sparks!
Both arguing over [y/n] while they stand there annoyed
Tarn while holding [y/n]’s hand/servo: My sweetest spark girl/boy/mech/femme, I am so in love with you. If you don't understand, I'll just kidnap you again
Rodimus after pushing Tarn away and grabbing [y/n]’s hands/servos: I'll run after you and risk my life to get you back, But I can't claim your heart -- you won't cut me any slack!
[y/n] after snatching their hands/servos back and backing away from them: Won't you both shut up, stop it, cut it out! Are you listening -- do I have to shout?!
Tarn and Rodimus sulking (and swooning) a bit before back to determination: You're so cute when you play the tsundere part That's right, all real mechs compete with their sparks!
Rodimus and tarn daydreaming about them (with the others in the background questioning them)
Swerve appearing out of no where: Just a sec, I think that there's someone that you have been forgetting. SWE-ER-ERVE, center-stage, thanks for waiting~-
The Rodimus interrupting: What? Nonononono-no-no-
Tarn cutting in looking like he’s about to murder swerve: K-Y, K-Y, can't you perceive the atmosphere?
Rodimus also angry: Get carried away and I'll kick you clean outta here!
[y/n] sighing while rubbing their temple: One mushroom maniac is already too much. Arrogance gets you nowhere as such...
Both again: We don't look the best; we're not works of art
Rodimus making a heart with his flames: But all real mechs compete with their sparks!-
Tarn making a heart with his digits🫰: All real mechs compete with their heart!-
[y/n] with a deadpan: All real mechs should compete with their LOOKS!
Both are arguing against but this time [y/n] leaves with swerve to hang out with him instead
(I tried my best with this but mostly went with the English translation of the lyrics 😅)