XOXO

Hey there MTV, I’m Doll(face), and welcome to my crib.

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About me:

• I’m an adult in college
• I’m androgyne (they/them or it/its)
• I’m bisexual

and this blog looks so much sexier on desktop.

 #this just started as a brainless chatter blog but now it's where I stick my fav posts   #a peppering of horny and stupid here n there   

dogpuppy:

iconuk01:

bat-anon:

jewishbarbies:

jewishbarbies:

anathemaegg:

jewishbarbies:

jewishbarbies:

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

Squash is “I don’t know which I hate more, this plum, or my opponent, but I will do my best to make them both suffer”

 #american football is like im gonna give you brain damage if you dint hand over that fucking loaf of bread   

bhramarii:

no mondays in the cambrian era

mercining:

 #THIS IS AWESOME???   

meltknuckles:

ALT

something something smoked trout

endofalltim:

rat-in-the-grain:

monchursouls:

sasukeprime:

monchursouls:

rat-in-the-grain:

monchursouls:

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just…. believed her

What

What

schofielded:

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website “IMDb” (I am DB)

girlnephew:

eraserheadadult:

eraserheadadult:

not to be dramatic i would take a bullet for the praying mantis build a bear

i didn’t realize this is meant to be a valentines day thing . affectionately they are fucking crazy for this

nintendont2502:

batmanshole:

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

 #aint this the dude that did the maple syrup monologue