I'm the secret 0th little pig. my house is built out of dignity and stoutheartedness. and notions of love. i am unpuffable by mere wolfs

Well. it's officially Christmas time.

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

You get a Pyjama Shark

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

TOLKIEN IS A SNAKE. HES MY SNAKE. MY PET SNAKE. AUTHOR JOLKIEN ROLKIEN ROLKIEN TOLKIEN IS NOT BIRTHING AN EGG

And here we have an instance in which someone managed to combine very nice dimensions and absolutely horrible ones into one part.

Using the evil slow buggy software that I hate for my final GD&T project: I am a sorcerer keeping my own dreadful curse at bay, but the more I try to stave it, the more it drains the life from my soul. But by the gods if it kills me I will take the last of its power with me into the abyss we are together destined for.

Using the evil slow buggy software that I hate for my own personal hobby project: I am training this wild and scared horse, handling it with utter care, and showing it that it can trust and love me back. Shhhhh it's okay Solidworks, I believe in you. I love you. Let's go design a shelf together. <3

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The early November vibes of one of the engineers telling us drafters "happy Monday" on this cloudy wonderfully overcast Friday morning

no offense to this person but i think they should be executed by firing squad for how they set up this pie chart

happy halloween, i expect you will spend the day doing THE MOST mad science you can possibly do. ⚡

+ old black and white film version:

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

thanks for making time for an interview for this managerial role overseeing the microsoft 365 team. what really stood out to us about you - and what rocketed you to the top of our list - was that part in your cover letter where you described yourself as a “sick fuck” who “would stop at nothing to see the microsoft 365 suite of products reduced to a functionless, pale imitation of their 2007-era predecessors” and that the user should “toil fruitlessly as they navigate a completely bewildering interface while being forced to ruminate on how they own nothing and instead rent increasingly expensive useless vapor.” when would you be available to start?

where is any higher quality version of this image

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

this is how many pillows I want

Where does the you go. In this scenario

? what do u mean

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

yeah u get it