everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy

stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment

what the fuck happens in hermitcraft

My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and that’s become a daily habit that I’m carrying into this new year.

Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.

Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and I’d wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.

And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.

What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effort—no matter how small—was a kindness to myself.

I’ve been doing a lot of “a treat for future me” moments lately.

I’ve been doing a

lot of “a treat for future

me” moments lately.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

fulfills my narrative destiny when my oddly-shaped penis is the perfect fit for the lock on a tiny magic door

This is the quality content I stay on this hell site for

Nobody:

Gävlebocken:

The "um actually" part of Reddit is the only way to find accurate information these days

saw this video of a production of the nutcracker that has tony hawk skateboarding in it today. btw.

likely place for tony hawk to be

Iconic

yall in this fuvking fandom dont know what an animatic is huh

kids these days are like “i spent 14 months storyboarding, lining, inbetweening, colouring, shading, adding effects in post,” like baby thats not an animatic anymore thats a feature film

if i say it do u promise to be nice

you people dont fucking understand its not wc. its not. its not even closely related to wc. wc animators KNOW their worth. they know how sexy they are. they know. its not about them its not about them its about fucking minecraft ok are you happy its about minecraft

Of course it is

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

I redid this list because broken links 💀

General Tips

Coloring

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When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

in fair verona, we lay our scene

Hello, I am trying to locate the letter where Walking Disaster Aaron Burr rambles at length about setting himself on fire whilst attempting to light a candle with a gun, can anyone point me in the right direction

Found it!

“I did go to bed at 10, promising myself a rich sleep. Lay two hours vigil; that cursed one single dish of tea! Note: My bed had undergone a thorough ablution and there were no bugs or insects. Got up and attempted to light candle, but in vain; had flint and matches but only some shreds of punk which would not catch. Recollected a gun which I had on my late journey; filled the pan with powder and was just going to flash it when it occurred that though I had not loaded it someone else might; tried and found in it a very heavy charge! What a fine alarm it would have made if I had fired! Then poured out some powder on a piece of paper, put the shreds of punk with it and after fifty essays succeeded in firing the powder ; but it being dark, had put more powder than intended; my shirt caught fire, the papers on my table caught fire, burnt my fingers to a blister (the left hand, fortunately); it seemed like a general conflagration. Succeeded, however, in lighting my candle and passed the night till 5 this morning in smoking, reading, and writing this.“

This man was 53 years old with the preservation instincts and caffeine tolerance of an infant with ADD

Aaron’s bedbug saga is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

The previous night:

“I did lay down at 11 and got asleep, having slept very little the previous night. At 12 I waked in a fever and found myself devoured by bugs. Got up, lighted a candle, and saw the bed alive. Being very sleepy, went into the next room and lay on the sofa. In a few minutes was attacked in a like manner. Got up again, lighted a candle in despair and read till daylight. Lay down on three chairs, but could not sleep, so ordered breakfast.”

He really just gave up and

HOW WAS HE EVEN REMOTELY FUNCTIONING

"Has powers for real" vs. "Happy to be there"

Crawling out of my hole to remind people that with this current update to Firefox (version 144) they've gone and dumped in their lot with a buncha lil AI tools, namely Perplexity as a new search engine.

So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do:

In the url bar, type in about:config

It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue.

One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top:

Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy.

The next best thing you can do for yourself is to set your default search engine to udm14 or Qwant, but for now, we're just tidying the garden a lil bit.

Edit: This wildly broke containment for a post that was supposed to be me basically ranting and grumbling like an old man on my porch to my homies. If I’ve inspired you to follow through with this, peachy. That was mildly intended. Better yet, I hope I’ve spurred a buncha you on to do your own bit of digging and research.

If you were one of today’s lucky ten thousand to learn something new, I hope you keep doing it. I won’t be here to hold your hand through it, as I simply don’t have the time nor spoons for it, so I implore you to go down your own rabbit hole and chase knowledge with wild abandon.