she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

oh he was feeling things he had never felt before

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

i like nice people and insane perverts, two categories with a lot more overlap than i was led to believe

Hey you.

Prints are available here!

Customized sky bit ✨️

you'll google something like "cheap dish rags" and the ai overview will be like a dish rag is a common kitchen item used in modern 21st century households to clean dishes which have been previously used by a member of the home. like im going to fucking kill you

how it feels occasionally revisiting your old fandom you’re no longer a part of but all the good memories are still there. #nostalgia

land fish

accepting defeat is like nailing urself to the cross. get up girl we need the wood etc

forgot to post it here

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

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I wanna formally thank @theunsubtleknife for the ID, because I spent a good thirty seconds waiting for this to load before sulkily scrolling on, thinking I would have to refresh my feed.

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i have received ... feedback that some people would like more of roseade (she/her), my royal knight commander turned farmer :) 🌹🗡️

casting directors in the 2020s: yeah sure whatever